Fairfield

best known for its bi-annual extreme frodoing contest. Music supplied by Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines

Prizes include slightly soiled toothpicks, half a gold lam'e dress and a monster truck poster

I better get me on down to Fairfield so I don't miss all the excitment.

by Chad Valiant February 1, 2004

Fairfield Beach

Kick ass people. Everyone knows everyone. Jump on ur golf cart and go visit the lake and local bars. Millersport and Thornville have nothing on Fairfield beachers.

Let’s go to Fairfield Beach and play in the sand!

by Skaylor February 16, 2021

Fairfield Superintendent

Putting off a major decision until the last second

Damn I think im gonna pull a Fairfield Superintendent and not announce early dismissal until 10:00 am

by Diet_Cloak June 7, 2021

Fairfax Cadillac

A foldable wire shopping cart that the old ladies push through the Fairfax neighborhood in Los Angeles while doing their daily shopping.

My Bubbe and her friends fill up their Fairfax Cadillac's every Wednesday so they can make Shabbat dinner for the whole family.

by LASteeezy January 20, 2022

fairfield prep

a gathering place for gays who think they are better than everyone else

jake: those two guys were kissing

ben: oh they must go to fairfield prep

by BDaddyPoonslayer January 29, 2024

Fairfax Coffee Filter

When you shit in a sock and force it through the mesh on the closed end.

Pass me his sock homie ima Fairfax coffee filter his shit. Shabooya!

by Arbas April 12, 2024

Fairfax Spit Roast

a horrible sexual act when a woman is in between 2 men and one of the men fists her asshole while the other puts his cock in the girls mouth, after this she is attempted to be lifted in the air and rotated like meat on a spit roast

yo, my dad and uncle were hitting the Fairfax Spit Roast on a chick last night

by GarrisonEDDY March 8, 2026