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Absolute Victory

Sexual dominance achieved through wrestling between two consenting adults. Wrestlers can be of any gender - male vs female, female vs female, male vs male. The loser gets dominated sexually, via pegging, hardcore oral sex, facesitting, intercourse, foot domination, verbal and physical humiliation. Often overlaps with femdom fetish, when a strong woman overpowers and fucks weaker man, as well as maledom and lesdom fetishes.
Jack didn't expect to lose to his girlfriend, which is why it was twice as humiliating when she claimed absolute victory and pegged him.
by DaveSchulz July 31, 2018
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Absolute Perfection

Nicky Kiteley, the most beautiful person you could ever ask for. I swear it's like if God wanted to make an angel, but didn't because the printer ran out of paper and ink so he used rolling papers and the most beautiful shades of the world's most captivating colors instead to make an incomparable artwork of the admirable, multi-dimensional, charismatic, full of life, who will no doubt make your heart feel at home while taking you on many kinds of trips, my love, Nicky Kiteley.
Haha see I tollddd you, you were the definition of absolute perfection !!
by Snifg November 9, 2020
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absolutely not

Decisively declining
by Hercolena Oliver January 12, 2009
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Absolutely Free

The phrase uttered by Dane Cook seperating it from it's close companion, free. Free- something that appears to be free (according to the English language) but has hidden fees. (shipping, tax, ect.) where as absolutely free is the closest thing resembling the English word free, while actually being 100 percent free of cost
1: dude I got scammed. I got a free garden thing at midnight but I still had to pay freakin 7.50$

2: Ya. FREE. If it's "free" it's not costless. "Absolutely free" is costless. U got jacked
by The one #3 October 26, 2009
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Monster Energy Absolute Zero

A new flavor of Monster Energy which is gaining popularity since it has absolutely zero calories, carbs AND sugar.
I don't have to worry much about the side effects of Monster Energy Absolute Zero but I still need to watch my burps!
by NHRHS2010 March 16, 2011
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Absolutely perfect

by Sambobway3388 February 13, 2019
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Absolutely Nothing

Women's way of saying she has nothing but yet everything.
by hammylein May 29, 2018
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