fucker bucks

Relating to extremes of money. Refers to both a) the few dollars left in your checking account after you've been spending large amounts of money in an irresponsible manner, and b) lots of cash.

a) After balancing her checkbook, Heather was heard to exclaim, "I'm into the fucker bucks now!" b) I just got my bonus check so I'm loaded in fucker bucks.

by Sue C. April 23, 2006

Fucker ton

Over and beyond an extra large, massive, and more than normal amount.

She/He has slept with a fucker ton of people.

She has a fucker ton of shoes.

He has a fucker ton of booty calls listed in his contact list.

She/He has a fucker ton of baby daddys/mamas.

by Lilybean2233 October 18, 2019

fucker bitch

Quite possibly the two best words in the English language. Often used in a conversation to catch someone off guard.

Dude did you hear what happened yesterday?

What?

Fucker bitch

by Austin January 6, 2004

fucker head

a bastard of a person

he's a little fucker head that dubya

by does it hurt when i push my fat cock in your tiny August 5, 2003

Fucker Egg

An asshole person who acts in such a rude and childish manner that he is little more than an tactless under developed foetus, hence "egg" ...

Person 1: "Dude, he just called your mom a fat dirty hairy poo poo face! How infantile ..."

Person 2: " I know, what a Fucker Egg ..."

by 2BC April 26, 2009

fucker's remorse

when after having sex with a person one starts to feel shame, disgust, or regret regarding the sex act and wishes they hadn't commited it

Upon waking up next to a donkey, still hung over, Jim starts to remember last night's events and has a serious case of fucker's remorse.

by daring debby June 16, 2011

fucker-in-law

When your best friend fucks your girlfriends sister.

Friend: Hey whats your girlfriends sisters name again?
Me: Carley.
Friend: Yeah I plowed her last night
Me: Well, looks like were fucker-in-laws.

by Al_94 April 23, 2014