freezer tits

The act of women with enormous tits flopping her enormous tits inside of a freezer- especially after a dare.

Yeah, well she has freezer tits

by FDP/ August 19, 2006

Dutch Freezer

When one unknowingly sits on the toilet after someone has previously pissed on the seat, thus covering their ass in piss.

Me: Yo, I think Woolgar just dutch freezer'd his toilet.

Si: FUCK! I JUST SAT IN THAT PISS.

by Jay&Wool July 22, 2009

Freeport

An upscale, predominantly preppy town in the state of Maine. Collars are popped, Polo means Ralph Lauren, North Face rules the winter, and you drive around the town in your SUV drinking your Frappucino. Saying someone is 'Freeport' is a compliment, if you like preps.

She is so Freeport or He is so Freeport

by t-shizzle7 December 18, 2005

Freeport Hoe

Any female residing in Freeport, Texas (AKA the Watta) who has more than 1 baby daddy, looking for more, has sharpie eyebrows, hoop earings, orange hair, jail-house tats, and wife beaters. These creatures can be spotted at all the classy hotspots such as:
Rumors
Mesquites
The Tunnel
and Junction (on Thursday nights).

Don't get too close, you might catch a disease. Usual prey are anybody with $10 in their pocket who is willing to buy a drink.
Usually residing in the old part of Freeport or Avenue J.

Look at white Kimberlea in her hot pink 1992 Infiniti. She is such a wannabe Freeport Hoe. Being pregnant in "club" Junction, doesn't qualify you as a Freeport Hoe.

by Layqueishea October 29, 2008

Freeverse

A written rhyme over an instrumental beat (whether pen and paper, cell phone, computer, and/or instilled in mind) that most hip hop artists consider a freestyle.

I heard that "6Ft 7Ft (Freestyle)" that ol' dude uploaded on Youtube last week. I ain't hatin' on him, his flow nice... but he know he wrote that. It's not a freestyle, it's a freeverse.

by TEH3446 April 19, 2011

Freeport

Freeport is a decent sized town in NW Illinois, just west of Rockford. The town refers to itself as "the pretzel capital of the world" even though the only pretzels you can buy there are at the 24 hour Walmart. It's high school mascot is even a pretzel. Freeport has many problems. For example, the most exciting thing to do is to see all of the crap that goes on in the dilapidating town. STDs, prostitution, and teen pregnancy are a major problem. This is partly do to the fact that everyone is bored over there, so they just have sex with anyone they can find. However, Freeport does have an interesting part in history: A Lincoln-Douglas debate took place there.

Guy 1: I'm moving to Freeport.
Guy 2: Watch out for those STDs!

by Blitzkid April 12, 2011

Freaper

Freaking Creeper.

"So, like, I was walking to the mall yesterday and was stalked by a total freaper."

by NolaGirl08 January 10, 2010