Egg Freezer
noun | /eg free-zər/
Definition:
A woman who electively freezes her eggs in her 20s or early 30s, not because she’s ready for kids, but because she’s not ready for consequences. Used to preserve fertility while living her “Hot Girl CEO” phase uninterrupted by commitment, stability, or a man with a 401(k).
Origins:
First coined by Miami Man, a sharp-tongued AI entrepreneur and content creator from Brickell, who once described an ex as:
“An egg freezer — she iced her ovaries and ghosted me for a yoga retreat in Tulum.”
The term was later borrowed and amplified by Coach Greg Adams (CGA) on his podcast, where it became a staple phrase used to describe modern dating dynamics, hypergamy, and women “kicking the accountability can down the road.”
Traits of an Egg Freezer:
Has a vision board and zero intention of sharing it
Says “the universe will provide” instead of “I have a plan”
Goes to therapy to talk about a guy she met on Raya
Calls herself “emotionally unavailable” like it’s a badge of honor
Other Names:
Freeze Queen
Fertility-on-Flex Mode
The Human Snooze Button
The Biohacker Barbie
See also:
Hot Girl Sabbatical
Delulu Season
Brickell Manifestation Babe
Soft Launch Dating
noun | /eg free-zər/
Definition:
A woman who electively freezes her eggs in her 20s or early 30s, not because she’s ready for kids, but because she’s not ready for consequences. Used to preserve fertility while living her “Hot Girl CEO” phase uninterrupted by commitment, stability, or a man with a 401(k).
Origins:
First coined by Miami Man, a sharp-tongued AI entrepreneur and content creator from Brickell, who once described an ex as:
“An egg freezer — she iced her ovaries and ghosted me for a yoga retreat in Tulum.”
The term was later borrowed and amplified by Coach Greg Adams (CGA) on his podcast, where it became a staple phrase used to describe modern dating dynamics, hypergamy, and women “kicking the accountability can down the road.”
Traits of an Egg Freezer:
Has a vision board and zero intention of sharing it
Says “the universe will provide” instead of “I have a plan”
Goes to therapy to talk about a guy she met on Raya
Calls herself “emotionally unavailable” like it’s a badge of honor
Other Names:
Freeze Queen
Fertility-on-Flex Mode
The Human Snooze Button
The Biohacker Barbie
See also:
Hot Girl Sabbatical
Delulu Season
Brickell Manifestation Babe
Soft Launch Dating
"She just turned 30 and dropped 20 grand to freeze her eggs. Says she’s focused on healing and traveling. Bro, she’s a certified egg freezer."
by themiamiman June 23, 2025
Get the Egg Freezermug. lyric originally used in the song Sugar rush by BIBI “I don’t need no man for dessert I got popsicles in my freezer”
by Conscriptboss February 24, 2024
Get the Popsicle in the freezermug. I put the turkey in the freezer before coming here
Honey, we better get home so we can put the turkey in the freezer.
Honey, we better get home so we can put the turkey in the freezer.
by TurkeyFreeze2016 August 28, 2016
Get the Turkey in the Freezermug. Admit it, you just want a Camera Freezer app to freeze your camera cause your getting tired of online school.
(A camera freezer is a app that freezes your camera to make it look like your webcam is lagging very badly)
(Just leave the zoom call and say your internet was not having a good time instead of downloading a app that might be a virus)
(A camera freezer is a app that freezes your camera to make it look like your webcam is lagging very badly)
(Just leave the zoom call and say your internet was not having a good time instead of downloading a app that might be a virus)
Teacher: Explain what antidisestablishmentarianism is.
You: *uses Camera Freezer to freeze camera on purpose*
Teacher: Uhh hello?
You: *uses Camera Freezer to freeze camera on purpose*
Teacher: Uhh hello?
by The.True.Definitions February 20, 2021
Get the Camera Freezermug. 
The walk you have to make when getting out from underneath blankets to go get another one cause it's so damn cold
by Jhenkel1104 January 3, 2015
Get the freezer walkmug. Another word for “Gun” or “Chopper/Choppa”
Typically used in the vernacular of those not in law enforcement.
The word Freezer is derived from the verb “to freeze,” indicating that when the freezer is pulled out, it’s freezes people - in the sense that they do not wish to move out of fear from the situation.
Typically used in the vernacular of those not in law enforcement.
The word Freezer is derived from the verb “to freeze,” indicating that when the freezer is pulled out, it’s freezes people - in the sense that they do not wish to move out of fear from the situation.
“Copped a new freezer yesterday.”
“Shug pulled out the freezer, and you could’ve sworn there wasn’t a soul in that club”
“Shug pulled out the freezer, and you could’ve sworn there wasn’t a soul in that club”
by OttoHapaxLegends April 25, 2021
Get the Freezermug.