Fossilicious

The state of being old, yet still somewhat desirable.

"Is my body too fossilicious for you?"

by The Mighty Mushu December 1, 2022

Fossilman

his name is actually greg raymer, not dan. hes known for wearing novelty sunglasses to distract his opponents. he got the name "fossilman" by selling fossils to other players as good luck charms or card protectors. he played well during the tournament but was a little bitch during the tournament of the champions. i think hes a big fat lucky dork but thats just my opinion.

did you see fossilman in that commercial with moneymaker? what a loser

by monotone November 5, 2004

fossling

To fossle;
To surreptiosly scratch your testicles through your pockets when that annoying, spontaneous, itch thing, happens.

"Wow! I know I look good but I didn't think that I was hot enough to make men spontaneously masturbate!"
"Dont kid yourself you ugly cow, I'm just fossling!"

by Mark Tarr February 12, 2009

Fossils

One 1337 motherfucker

Fossils is 1337

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

fossi

an action involving sqeezing a persons shoulder when that someone has said or done something stupid.

"dat deserves a fossi blood!"

by i'Ll_NeVeR_tElL September 1, 2003

fossilized

Anything used to much due to sexual relations

Usually a guy

Author: uve just been fossilized loser
Fossilized person: shutup im not even a slut, leave me alone

by fauker March 7, 2009

fossilisation

CRAP THAT STAYS PRESERVED FOR A LONG FUCKING TIME!!!

Fossilisation:

This poop is so hard!! I think it has been FOSSILISZD.

by RANDOM_SHIT May 31, 2018