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false metal

nu-metal are the enemies in which we can never forgive !!!!!!!
he listens to nu-metal while he has sex with his father
by J July 17, 2004
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falsinator

One who makes a habit of uttering numerous falsities. An individual becomes a true falsinator after a tirade of false statements.
My girlfriend is such a falsinator. Just last night she was going on and on about how lame I was in the sack. It was a tirade of falseness, therefore I deem her a falsinator. Or is she correct? And this tirade that was intended to prove her falseness makes myself the true and only falsinator. Oh cruel fate...doh!
by The D.O.B. June 22, 2006
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false hangup

Hanging up on someone (not really) and talking shit about them to someone else while they can still hear.
Casey: Oh my god, i was talking to Shannon last night and i false hung up on her and said some bad stuff. Then she called back and told me she heard. I was so embarassed.

Steven: I hate False hangups.
by me278 August 1, 2007
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False Anal

When you shit in a girls mouth and she gives you a blow job. Then there is shit on your dick making it look like you just had anal sex.
Me and my girlfriend got tired of normal anal, so we did some false anal!
by shitlickingcockbrainrofl September 14, 2010
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False Rotary

A false rotary is a rotay table contructed of anti-material, often anti-carbon steel grade -355 ksi. A False Rotary shal be cleaned a cloth made of lint only, and may be used in combination with a False Hang off Bushing, False Slips or a False Spider (dont forget the False Adapter Ring). The False Rotary must not be used in combination with non-False Equipment made of regulare material, as this might cause annihilation and potential HSE-issues.
Yo, grease monkey! Use the False Slips cuz ur using a False Rotary, dumb ass!
by _______ ____ _________________ December 9, 2010
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False Nap Syndrome

A sleeping disorder characterized by attempting to go to sleep earlier than usual, only to wake up a couple hours later. This is due to the person's brain thinking they are only taking a nap, rather than wanting to sleep for a full night.

Affects mostly frequent nap takers, night owls, and those with no sleep schedule.
A: Oh wow, you look terrible.
B: I know. I tried to go to bed at 10 last night, but I woke up again at midnight and couldn't fall back asleep.
A: Sounds like a case of False Nap Syndrome. That's what you get for staying up until 4 AM every night.
by Cenex September 26, 2012
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False Start Shower

When one turns on the shower and subsequently realizes that they need to take a shit, so they turn the shower off.
Guy 1: Dude that was the worlds shortest shower.
Guy 2: No man, I forgot to take a shit before I hopped in.
Guy 1: Oh! Just your good 'ole false start shower. I am good for at least 1 a week.
by Yoyoman December 7, 2013
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