Lafayette county florida a county located in north east central florida with a population of a little more than eight thousand the county is full of fuckboys,hoes,drug addicts,rednecks and nosey people who go to one of the hundreds of churchs in the county its not uncommon to see tweakers on the side of the road or at a local gas station or see a jacked up truck with a dog box in bed of the truck, the county is one of many places where you can get jesus and a two dollar gallon of milk from the dollar store
by Some_fucker23 September 10, 2021
Get the Lafayette county flmug. Population with little more than eight thousand this county is full of fuckboys,rednecks,hoes,potheads, farmland,hunting clubs and nosey ass people that go to one of the hundreds of churchs that out number the people there, a county where you can get jesus and a two dollar gallon of milk from the dollar store and see rednecks with jacked up truck with dog boxs in the back
by Some_fucker23 September 8, 2021
Get the Lafayette county flmug. A once cute quite little town where you could ride your bicycle or your horse up to the ball field during the weekend to play at the park. Lil convenient store popular for Cubans and Icees is where you would run into everyone you knew but now every face is a stranger and better look out on the roads over ran by every alien going 40 over the lil 30 mph speed limit. I say alien because where do all these people even come from....one minute quite lil town everyone mistakes for san Antonio Texas when you say san Antonio because know one heard of san Antonio Florida to huge subdivision where there was a cow pasture or swamps yesterday. Now the home of targets biggest wear house and man made lagoons built over night. It's insane. Once quite country now a over population of aliens that had to come from outer space. O and don't forger ponchos every close eats there atleast twice a week when they don't want to cook and the bar around the corner is for most of the 60s generation to have a high school reunion every Friday night with there 80s and 90s kids who can't hold down a faithful relationship because well the bar!
San Antonio fl:Them-Your from where? San Antonio Texas? What are you doing in Florida. Me-No, it's 30 mins north of Tampa, San Antonio, fl.
by 4sakeofthistowngobacktospace May 29, 2023
Get the san Antonio flmug. 
by The 1 clean person here January 12, 2020
Get the FLmug. Avon Park FL is completely compromised. The Brickell Building scandal has brought a new shining light of corruption and fraud. The Mayor, his first sister and Deputy Mayor are in a world of hurt. Deputy Mayor has been team Mayor, 1st sister and 3rd sister since being elected. Deputy Mayor plays dumb and blames him falling off the wagon recently and drinking excessively for his short comings. Deputy Mayor advocates for 1st and 3rd sister private school and loves to give free tax payer money to their organizations. Deputy Mayor also loves to give tax payer money to the Mayors father, brother in law, cousins, uncles, aunts and their associates by way of vote. 1st sister feels betrayed by Deputy Mayor for firing previous city manager who allowed them to extort the city for years. Deputy Mayor, 1st sister, Mayor and some county officials are going to prison for a long time for defrauding the City out of a 1.3 million value building. This of course is just the tip of the iceberg according to many experts who now accept that they have lost all credibility and are rotten to the core.
Let's head down to Avon Park FL for the 4th of July fireworks. No thanks, 3rd sister might claw the shit out of my childs arm for misbehaving. 1st sister will cover it up, and we will not get any restitution. Then 1st and 3rd sister will get 10k next year of our tax money by way of their brother and deputy Mayor!
by Stuck In 33825 March 23, 2025
Get the Avon Park FLmug.