A program that defends your computer from malicious users accessing and using your computer either as a port to someone elses computer or to totally mess up yours :)
A gay ass firewall that won't let you go to websites such as MySpace, Facebook, ect. It also blocks websites that shownaked ladies. It is also hard to disable.
A burning sensation felt in the stomach after drinking alot of strong or shitty alcohol. Can range from mild to overwhelmingly severe.
This condition is formally is called gastritis. Gastritis is an inflammation of the stomach.
The only thing you can do about gastritis is:
1) Vomit
2) Wait it out until your stomach next empties out which will be at around 20 minutes.
I'm also told that drinking more alcohol helps but thats probably bullshit.
Any of a number of security schemes that prevent unauthorized users from gaining access to a computer network or that monitor transfers of information to and from the network.