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Netgear Firewall 

A gay ass firewall that won't let you go to websites such as MySpace, Facebook, ect. It also blocks websites that show naked ladies. It is also hard to disable.
Bob: Hey Jack, lets look at some naked ladies!
Jack: We can't because of my Netgear Firewall.
A burning sensation felt in the stomach after drinking alot of strong or shitty alcohol. Can range from mild to overwhelmingly severe.

This condition is formally is called gastritis. Gastritis is an inflammation of the stomach.
The only thing you can do about gastritis is:
1) Vomit
2) Wait it out until your stomach next empties out which will be at around 20 minutes.

I'm also told that drinking more alcohol helps but thats probably bullshit.
Aww fuck, I shouldnt of drank that vodka and Mad Dog. Now I got firebelly. I better go lay down.
firebelly by Arm April 30, 2006

Mexican Fireballs 

The act of pouring cheap tequila on your nuts and lighting them ablaze whilst tea-bagging your date. Very pleasurable for all those involved.
Nick: Dude, this weekend I totally performed Mexican Fireballs on some chick. We had to go to the E.R. after.
Aaron: You sick fuck.......
Mexican Fireballs by BigBossHog69 October 4, 2010

Firewall 

A geek's condom; Helps prevent viruses
Remember to practice safe hex and use a firewall!
Firewall by Daniel May 13, 2005

Russian firewall

a drink composed of vodka, clear tequila, and sprite/mountain dew. Best mixed in an empty waterbottle. Packs one hell of a kick.
Woah, this is some damn good Russian firewall, where the hell'd you get the vodka from?
Russian firewall by The Gooche January 15, 2006

Firewall 

Any of a number of security schemes that prevent unauthorized users from gaining access to a computer network or that monitor transfers of information to and from the network.
My Firewall pwns your face.
Firewall by Deceptik0n July 29, 2005