fig newton

a comback after u say something to ones mom

guy:guess wat
girl:wat?
guy:ur mom oo fig newton

by jason hurst January 19, 2008

fig-wig

black wigga

Phillip Harper

by KottonMan April 9, 2003

FIG JAM

Fuck I'm Good, Just ask me

Guy 1: Dude, wat the hell?
Guy 2: FIG JAM

by JB49100 October 29, 2012

fig-let

a really discusting person who thinks there cool

the fig-let will never get the pink-cookie

by martay February 18, 2003

Fig-Bignit

The best, the "Best of the best"

man1: yo did you see that niglit cross the border?

man2: yea man that shiz was da Fig-Bignit!

by J-dog wit tha Gong June 23, 2009

Fig Newts

"Fig Newts" a substitute for saying "figures". Primarily used when one does something they are infamous for or an event that is most likely to occur to oneself

"got drunk last night and slept with some random shrimp, and I didnt even get her name!!"

-RORY

"Fig Newts"

-PAM

by *PJP* October 31, 2011

fig bar

A subtle insult, the equivalent of calling someone gay, or a fag, without insult to the sexual orientation, only as an insult.

God your such a fig bar

by Demonic Fox March 31, 2015