tree fidity

Literally $3.50

The thing that the Loch Ness Monster wants.

(MAN)...How much do the girl shcout cookiesh cosht?
(GIRL) Tree fidity
(MAN) And dat's when I realized dat it weren't no girl shcout, it wash a 500 foot tall monshter from the Mezezoic!
(WOMAN) I gave 'em a dolla de oder day.
(MAN) Dang woman, now we neber gonna git rid of dat dang Loch Nesh Monshter!

by Dragonbreathp9d July 11, 2006

fidiot

a fool who is an idiot at the same time

stop annoying me you fidiot

by zeemeister October 30, 2007

FDIC

an modern accronym standing for Fat DUB (Dumb Ugly Bitch) in Company. This term originates from the United States Naval Academy and is commonly used towards a generally disliked female within one's company

Oh shit, the FDIC is on patrol. Hide your penis.

by jackattackballsack April 16, 2010

fridiculous

1. A combination of "fucking" and "ridiculous."

2. More than ridiculous.

First I crashed into the zoo and all the animals escaped, and then they gave me six parking tickets for parking in a rhino zone! Isn't that fridiculous?

by define this August 12, 2005

Fridiculous

Compoud word meaning freakin-ridiculous. G-rated version of fudiculous.

The mall is so busy today it's fridiculous.

by Czzuto December 22, 2008

fildicking

The act of twiddling your dick amongst your thumbs for entertainment or shear pleasure.

Wes, quit fildicking around and get to work.

by boinkme April 2, 2013

Fidiotchi

When you do a handstand naked and push shit from your rectum onto the surface of your own ass while ejaculating.

I just performed a fidiotchi for my family. They were thoroughly pleased.

by NillByeTheScienceYug March 30, 2015