feck

exactly the same as 'fuck' but so much more fun to use.

originating from Ireland and put to great and hilarious use in the excellent show 'Father Ted', mainly by Father Jack, it is an excellent way to swear, as you can express exactly the same amount of frustration that you would through using 'fuck', but you don't get in trouble - great!

"FECK OFF!"

"feck this, i'm off to the pub"

by parlez February 17, 2005

feceful

full of shit, from the latin root for shit

you did J. Lo? ...feceful

by Matt Wisdom July 20, 2008

Fecal Reasoning

fecal reasoning- can be used like Fecal Justification, meaning the justification one utilizes in order to justify their defecation in a socially unacceptable manner/location

"The only reason I shit in the bucket is cuz were on the boat."

Kristen, spare me your fecal reasoning please

by Tony. 305. October 15, 2007

fechow

Eating while on the toilet. It's a combination of fecal (as in matter) and chow (as in food).

Matt's constipation kept him on the toilet for so long he had to fechow his lunch.

by chicken love March 4, 2009

Fecal amnesia

A condition in which the person does not remember when they last had a bowel movement. Most commonly effects college girls.

My stomach hurts and I don't remember if I pooped yesterday or the day before. I must have fecal amnesia.

by Larry56 April 7, 2013

Feces Feneagler

A person grabs feces out of their butthole whilst in the shower

So and so is a feces Feneagler

by Sneaglerboy June 13, 2014

Feckin Michael

A nosy neighbour who looks through his curtains and people call him "feckin Michael"

Guy- "oh look feckin Michael is looking through his window
Michael-👀

by Feck off Michael April 27, 2019