Faster than the speed of nut

When events are taking place at an incredibly fast pace, similar to when a man is having sex and ejaculates much ealier than expected.

"How are they moving in together already? Their relationship is moving faster than the speed of nut!"

by Monkey Jane January 12, 2017

father daddy

When you have a church daddy who gives you the holy spirit in exchange for sex.

Did you hear about Claire's new father daddy?? She fucks him during services and gets his holy cock.

by Slick philosopher July 10, 2017

Fatherfuck

Used when "motherfuck" does not quite convey the severity of how pissed you are at a situation.

You allowed 40 minutes to get to an appointment 20 minutes away but your route online shows an accident and it's going to take you an hour to get there...

"Fatherfuck!"

by knitterrrr September 19, 2018

Eskimo-Father

-noun

1. Someone who has taken the virginity of a girl who you have had sexual intercourse with

Ex. My girlfriend lost her virginity to Edward Cullen (My Eskimo-Father). Edwards brothers all took turns having sex with my girlfriend on separate occasions thus making them my Eskimo-brothers

by Grandvia Pt & CO June 17, 2010

serial farter

A person who farts consecutively

That fat chick,Shila, is a serial farter.

by Deimos_dread December 15, 2017

Deadbeat Farter

A person that farts and doesn’t/won’t claim it, or wanders away without taking responsibility.

“That was awful! Who shit?”
*crickets*
“It was probably the boss. He’s a deadbeat farter.”

by Cloverleaf February 22, 2021

Crow Father

a pseudonym used by Philza on twitch.tv, a superhero father on the Origins SMP

"Crow Father will save us!"

by synseer April 26, 2021