fapster

someone who wanks (faps) a lot.

"dude your such a fapster, your floors are all dirty and the carpets are stained"

by fapFAPfap September 3, 2012

fappsterbate

When overcome by an excessive amount of joy or accomplishment, resulting in a massive joy sensation similar to masturbation or ejaculation.

"Man, that new iPod Touch makes me wanna fappsterbate..."

by MattHax February 28, 2008

Fapout

Fapout is the tired feeling you get after jacking off

Bob: Hey man I just couldnt sleep night any tips?
Jack: I drink a little, then I combine it with some fapout,
I sleep like a baby

by StrickenMasterC December 6, 2011

Fapsturbation

To masturbate vigorously enough for it to be clearly audible to anyone in the vicinity.

Josh: Were you just playing with a paddle ball?
Ray: No, that was the sweet sound of Fapsturbation.

by Faghat July 29, 2012

Fapism

A word you use to express your excitement for something/someone. Combination of fapping ang orgasm.

EXAMPLE 1
Person1: Aw dude I'm so excited for Reading Festival
Person2: I know right, I'm having a fapism over it.

EXAMPLE 2

"I'm having a fapism right now"

by Pseudous Ratch September 3, 2013

fapoo

Fapping while Pooing.

I am gonna go to the washroom and take a fapoo real quick to relieve myself.

by Matt Novak July 19, 2017

Fagosti

WW3 veteran that was responsible for the disappearance of Trinidad and Tobago.
Also he ate many people when his psychedelic spaceship collided with an asteroid on one of the mones of Venus.
Some people that he ate were Bob Janders, Billy Maglavin and Fenn II.

and Fagosti is on another rampage, eating everything in his path.

by Anonymous September 3, 2003