fake

A gangsta who commits felonies but gets caught to many times and ends up having to find a new profession after realizing how much he sucked at the thug life.

Fake: Hey kid, the thug life is not the way to go you will end up dead or in jail.

Real: Fuck you nigga just because you got caught for everything you did don't mean I'm I will.

Fake: I got caught and convicted check my record bro, I'm the hardest mutha fucka you'll ever meet.

Real: Only a fake gangsta like you would get caught since You brag about all the crimes you commit on urban dictionary.

Fake: CHECK MY RECORD!! IT PROVES HOW BAD I AM!

Real: You should be on The Worlds Dumbest Criminals.

Fake: What's The Worlds Dumbest Criminals?

Real: You're the worlds dumbest criminal. You got caught stealing a toof brush and violated your parole remember?

Fake: Going to prison makes you a real gangsta.

Real: I bet you cried like a little bitch when you were there STFU.

by hardcorewanksta January 9, 2010

Fake

When a girl cancells your sex plans at the last minute, like flaking out.

"Man! I was so mad when this girl faked on me last night! She called and said her brother just got in town. She don't got a brother!"

by Evan AKA E Dizzle May 4, 2006

fake

fake- Unreal
Not normal
Substandard
Mace Davis

Those cards are fake

by Mr.X March 27, 2004

fake

fake: see god, its true

god is fake like everyhting else is.

by EEE October 8, 2005

fake

"Not" or "don't." The insertion of "fake" in a sentence reverses the meaning of the sentence. Can be used like "not" as in Wayne's World.

I fake remember that.
Yeah, that's a good idea...fake.

by abitbiz.com May 12, 2004

fake

bitc#es like you who have to look up this word.

YOU FAKE STUPID BITC#

by JARIELYS December 17, 2008

Fake

Something that is or was awesome. (Has nothing to do with the opposite of not real)

I went to a party last night and hooked up with the hottest girl. She was fake!

by Brad1976 January 11, 2009