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Alternative Facts

a lie or false statement / the quality of being false/ bullshit / propaganda /

narratives often used by the Trump Administration via propoganda officials such as Sean Spicer (@seanspicer) and Kellyanne Conway (@KellyannePolls) devised to counter facts and provable realities in order to steer or sway opinions in favor of their own benefit - which is generally the agenda of their very insecure and emotionally need boss.
Climate change is not supported by science, and we will provide you with alternative facts that the dishonest press should be covering.
by Dr. Parrot January 22, 2017
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nutrition facts

The table of information on the package of every edible thing above 5~25 cents...contains the Amount Per Serving of Calories, Total Fat, Sodium, Total Carbohydrate, and other stuff that fat people worry about.
Bastardized Bottomburp searched vehemently for the Nutrition Facts of the twinkie package.








jk pls :~
by LarstaiT December 28, 2003
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Big Boi Facts

Literally The Same Definition Of Facts But 10 Times More Factual.
6ix9ine: Yo Trippie You a Dummy!

Trippie Redd: And you a fucking pedophile and that's Big Boi Facts!

6ix9ine: (TRIGGERED)
by TrillaTrae September 11, 2018
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50 facts about Gays

Who thought this one up? It's not even a word, it's a friggin' sentence. Looks like someone wanted to get their homophobia on. Ok, fine, you want facts? Here you go.

1. Gays are born, not made.
2. Being gay is not a choice - who would choose to be hated and discriminated against?
3. Gays are not automatically pedophiles.
4. Gays don't cause AIDS. AIDS is a virus.
5. You can't get AIDS from talking to or being near a gay person because it's not spread that way.
6. Gays are just as capable of long term relationships as straights, and some of them are even better at it than straights are.
7. Letting gay people have civil marriage will not bring about the end of marriage, FOX already did that with all its marriage reality shows.
8. Gay people often have a wicked sense of humor and wit and if you ever talked to one you'd know that.
9. Gay women were not put on earth for straight men's amusement, that "lesbian" porno situation will never happen to you.
10. Not all gays fit the stereotype. There could be one right next to you right now and you'd never notice. You might be best friends with one or related to one and you'd never notice. Ha ha.

It ain't 50, but then again, you don't have 50 facts either. At least mine are true.
1 in 10, man, 1 in 10, you can't hide in your homophobic world forever, they're part of the world and the sooner you open up and realize that the happier you'll be.
by kucitizen June 5, 2004
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alternative facts

The supporters of Donald Trump are routinely bolstered and by the "alternative facts" spread by his cabinet, advisors and confidants.
by NotfriendswithCONWAY January 22, 2017
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Philip's Big Book of Random Facts

The inexplicable recalling of random pieces of information by Philip.
How do you remember that obscure detail from an episode that is over 20 years old? This is just another thing to add to Philip's Big Book of Random Facts.
by chucknorrisownsall January 8, 2023
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Spit Facts

A meme originating from the TVFilthyFrank video Human Cake were Vsauce Spits Facts.
Commenter: Do spit facts pleas
by ToasterMan September 5, 2016
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