ocean eyes 

A popular song by artist, Billie Eilish. The song seemingly portrays, blue eyes, hence the name. But thinking deeply about it, it's not meant to be for some white girl who has blue eyes and tells everyone in the comment section. It's about eyes that you can fall into. Eyes that are deep- like the ocean. They're clear, and beautiful. It's about someone who's eyes look shiny, glossy, or even tear filled. So no, Sara, the song's not fucking about you. (blue eyes are hella cute tho, but sara's a bitch >:( )

see her? no, not sara. the other girl.. her eyes are so deep. like they tell a story. ocean eyes.

ocean eyes by peppapigisskinny June 14, 2018

Mendoza Eyes 

The condition of getting intoxicated with the symptoms of beer goggles results in trying to fuck every moving girl including fob looking girls on their periods. It may also cause the person to add +12 rating on a 1-10 scale to a girl he is trying to fuck and will ultimately lead to bringing drunk ugly chicks back to the dorm.

Andrew: Damn dude did you see how hot that girl was last night?
Joseph: Nah dude she was like a -5, you had Mendoza eyes!
Andrew: Aw fuck!

Mendoza Eyes by fuckingshitshit October 27, 2014

Close your eyes 

What you first hear when you jump off a tall hospital and spin on your way down.

*Jumps off hospital* Close your eyes, you'll be here soon.

Close your eyes by Jeramuse February 3, 2023

my eyes are up here

A statement to remind someone distracted by a person's breasts or genitalia that they're having a conversation.

Todd: Yeah, so we'll meet up for the movies at um... uh(staring at/hypnotized by the breasts of the woman he's talking to) I uh...

Lisa: Hey, my eyes are up here bud.

Todd: Oh! Crap, sorry bout that.

my eyes are up here by Bovious August 2, 2016

Zombie Eyes 

When you ejaculate into someone’s face and it gets in their eyes. They then put their hands out in front of them to feel around for a cum shammy, because they can’t see. All while complaining with a Ahhhhh.... sound, like a zombie

I was titty fucking her and it went off in her face. She couldn’t find a towel because of her zombie eyes.

Zombie Eyes by BC Diggs June 30, 2018

Liquid eyes 

When you’re crying

Why have you got liquid eyes?

Liquid eyes by YoYesLightTheBifta May 15, 2021

through my eyes, out my ass 

The written word variant of 'in one ear, out the other.'
When a message is read but not comprehended because you didn't care or were distracted.

Nick: did you get my text? Or my email?!
Crystal: yeh I did, but they went through my eyes, out my ass.

through my eyes, out my ass by mong returns August 18, 2011