evan bickford

a pinner, pussy, little faget who acts like he has friends even though everyone makes fun of him.

What was Evan Bickford doing in the closet naked with Brian Grover?

by Anonymous March 12, 2003

evangelical movement

When someone takes a crap that is so magnificent they cannot bring themselves to flush, and instead must show everyone they know this magnificent creation.

Bob: Joe! You must see this! Come with me! Something magnificent has happened!
Joe: Wow, ok
Bob: Look, look here at what I have created!
Joe: Um, wow, nice turd Bob
Bob: Nice turd? That is no mortal turd Joe, this is the Turd of turds!
Joe: Yeah, sure, I can see that. A true evangelical movement you've had there.

by I'm Pseudonym March 3, 2011

evangelical christian school

this is a kinda ok school until you meet all the assholes in your grade. then it’s just ass. going to this school gave me depression and aids. be careful!

evangelical christian school? isn’t that the one where they can’t even dance at homecoming?

by pw😳 May 14, 2018

Evan Peters

The hottest, sexiest, best, and most beutifal man in the universe

I wish evan peters would be my shawty bae.

by evanpeterssecretsussybaka May 26, 2021

Evan Longoria

A very fuckable third baseman for the Tampa Bay Rays.

I better remember to bring my sexy panties to the game so I can throw them at Evan Longoria.

by KimberFL April 25, 2009

Evanescence

Probably the best band to ever come into existence. Amy Lee's voice is perfect; the contradiction between the music and her singing sounds wonderful. Typically called "goth rock", the band doesn't really fit under that definition.

The people at my school don't understand good music; no one here likes Evanescence.

by GottaLoveEvanescence May 22, 2005

evangelion

1. The greatest, most ingenius anime show ever made. This show has it all, drama, a very intriguing philsophical nature, cute characters, awesome mecha and creatures.

Evangelion is the coolest fucking anime ever made.

by Jules Carrozza June 20, 2003