by ._B e l u g a C a t G i r l_. August 29, 2021
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Essex is not a place full of slags covered with make-up so thick that they're orange. I never wear make-up! I don't see the point. Not all parts of Essex are bad. Yeah okay there are some bad parts but not all of them! The girls in Essex don't get pregnant at the age of 16, we get good educations! We have Essex role models like Dame Maggie Smith who played Professor Mcgonagall in the Harry Potter films.
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by Gibber-who-loves-Essex September 14, 2012
Get the Essex mug.A group of guys from Essex who think they are alot better than they really are, they deem themselves to be the ultimate partyers however are not more than wannabe's. They aspire to be like other groups who are more popular and more fun.
Essex Divs always refuse invitations to be social, then when they do go out think they are hardcore, however end up being nightlined..
As a social group their sole aim is to be campus celebrities.
Essex Divs always refuse invitations to be social, then when they do go out think they are hardcore, however end up being nightlined..
As a social group their sole aim is to be campus celebrities.
Oh dear look at that lot, such Essex Divs, they think theyre on it but theyre nothing compared to the Hot Fuzz, when will they learn!
by THEHOTFUZZ December 8, 2009
Get the Essex Divs mug.When a dirty chav is on her period she drips her blood into a pint glass and puts it in the fridge overnight and forces her boyfriend to drink it the next day.
by Toxic-Temptation October 21, 2011
Get the Essex Icecube mug.Genarally considered to be a low life slapper.The sort of girl who,s up for it any time with anyone, up against the wall behind the pub in any sort of weather. The sort of dirty tart who would suck a tramps dick if she had,nt been lucky enough to score. They tend to have common names such a Nicky, Sharon, Crystal, and such. In other countries such as America they would attract descriptions such as Ghetto Hoe or Phat Booty, or Crack Hoe.
These types dont always seem to come from essex though and ive met a few in my time form places like Bury St Edmund and other "nice" places.It more of an attitude than a place of origin that tells one she,s an "essex" girl.The one i knew once would shagg anyone, even shagged in public on a bar floor when on a drunken ski holiday. They all seem to have have a few things in common though such as low esteem and an obsession with sex, porn movies and jizz slurping.
by Slapper girl May 30, 2007
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