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escapeology

The study of all aspects of excapeing from something such a prison or a concentration camp ect. and how to do it and get well away. It studies all aspects of prisons ect. and methods of escape.
It is not to be confused with the escapeology that is shown in magic acts which is consipered as a minor branch of it.
John is studying escapeology.
by Deep blue 2012 January 26, 2010
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Aquatic Escape

After having relations with a women, the man slyly asks the women for a glass of water. When the women kindly leaves the bedroom to fulfill request, the man locks her ass out of the room pretending to be sleeping leaving to her own tearful river in the other room.
Friend 1 "How did your evening with Tara go?"
Friend 2 "I pulled the ol' Aquatic Escape on her ass."
by mike22qu August 25, 2010
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Escape From Reality

When your life sucks and you need a sanctuary; ballin every Saturday from 10 to 12.
Arnon: How was CBA Goats?
Hunter: My life was going downhill when I broke up with my girlfriend, but the moment coach called me DeeMaa I was able to escape from reality.
Sonam: For a moment, I forgot about my cancer and became Giannis Antetokounmpo.
Seimo: Family on THREE! 1, 2, 3...
ALL:...

Seimo, Coach: FAMILY!!!
by Mosyeeto April 2, 2022
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fire escape

When someone is standing in a doorway and you kick them in the crotch to make them move. Formerly used only when someone was blocking a fire exit during an emergency, the "fire escape" is now used in any situation where a person is standing in a doorway.
*fire escapes the person in crotch* get out of the doorway before we all burn to death!
by Ben Hartman July 10, 2006
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run escape

A way of saying "Runescape" without people realising that you are talking about it
Nerd: yea i stayed up all last night on run escape

normal person: wtf is run escape? some new crappy game like that Runescape?
by Martin Bell January 7, 2008
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Escape a sniper

1.
Begin running the moment you suspect there is a problem. Pick a direction and stick with it. There is no use trying to figure out which way to run away from the shooter, since they will most likely be well-hidden. Just choose the shortest route to safety.

2.
Run in a zigzag pattern. It is difficult to hit a moving target. However, it is much more difficult to line a person up in gun sight, if he is moving in erratic motions. This will help you avoid being zeroed in on by a sniper.

3.
Keep moving. Never stop moving while trying to escape a sniper. A person who is standing still, even for a brief second, is an ideal target for a sniper. No matter how you move, don’t stop, and keep your movements erratic and unpredictable. This will help you stay safe.

4.
Move indoors as quickly as possible. Your best bet will be to run in a zigzag pattern toward the nearest building. If you are outdoors, it will be impossible for a sniper to hit you if you are indoors and away from windows.

5.
Find something to hide under if there are no nearby buildings to take shelter in. Sliding under a parked car or truck is a good idea, because snipers tend to be located up high. This will prevent the shooter from having a good angle.
Escape a sniper, you are the example.
Go.
by personalchaos October 17, 2010
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key to escape reality

"but fortunatelyyy i have the key to escape reality" -keller williams
by john harper September 15, 2006
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