The state of matter in which you are called up to the board in class with an erection. In a last ditch effort to deflect that which is erect you offer a means of distraction, such as a brick through a window or a pair of inflatable fake boobs.
by Whimbo February 01, 2006
by inventor of whork November 09, 2010
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This is a definitive measurement of a man's penis growth potential, or PGP. In the slang world there are two types of penises--growers and showers. Growers are men with penises that are comparably small when not erected, but grow significantly when aroused. Showers are men with penises that are long when not erected, but do not gain very much length when aroused, giving them the appearance of "showing off" when not in use. The Erection Ratio comes into use here. Whereas before there was two types of penises that were loosely defined, we now have a way of roughly determining whether or not someone is a grower or a shower. The Erection Ratio is the ratio of the erect penis to the inerect penis, expressed like 4:1 or 2.5:1. A grower is someone whose ratio is 1.7:1 or higher; a shower is someone with a ratio less than 1.7:1 (but not less than 1:1 or your penis shrinks when you get an erection!).
This is a definitive measurement of a man's penis growth potential, or PGP. In the slang world there are two types of penises--growers and showers. Growers are men with penises that are comparably small when not erected, but grow significantly when aroused. Showers are men with penises that are long when not erected, but do not gain very much length when aroused, giving them the appearance of "showing off" when not in use. The Erection Ratio comes into use here. Whereas before there was two types of penises that were loosely defined, we now have a way of roughly determining whether or not someone is a grower or a shower. The Erection Ratio is the ratio of the erect penis to the inerect penis, expressed like 4:1 or 2.5:1. A grower is someone whose ratio is 1.7:1 or higher; a shower is someone with a ratio less than 1.7:1 (but not less than 1:1 or your penis shrinks when you get an erection!).
What is my erection ratio? 35:1. Or in other words, my penis is 35 times longer when erect than when inerect. That makes me a hardcore grower.
by Jesus Fuckendoucher October 04, 2011
A Runescape erection nerd is an experiance a Runescape nerd first experiences when quitting the game.
A Runescape nerd quits and then goes outside into the real world for the first time and sees an ugly woman then gets his first erection. Runescape nerds usually walk around Gayscape and ask virtual girls to become their girl friend. The virtual girl will accept only if he is rich in the game. They do not know how each other look like nor have they meet in real life. Maybe it's big foot on the other computer.. who knows. The Runescape nerd then asks the virtual girl to "talk dirty"
The virtuall girl starts talking dirty then the Runescape nerd experiences sticky stuff coming out of his sex organ. The Runescape nerd then asks to do in-game emotions such as "headbang" The 3 pixel character then performs "headbang" for the Runescape nerd to enjoy.
A Runescape nerd quits and then goes outside into the real world for the first time and sees an ugly woman then gets his first erection. Runescape nerds usually walk around Gayscape and ask virtual girls to become their girl friend. The virtual girl will accept only if he is rich in the game. They do not know how each other look like nor have they meet in real life. Maybe it's big foot on the other computer.. who knows. The Runescape nerd then asks the virtual girl to "talk dirty"
The virtuall girl starts talking dirty then the Runescape nerd experiences sticky stuff coming out of his sex organ. The Runescape nerd then asks to do in-game emotions such as "headbang" The 3 pixel character then performs "headbang" for the Runescape nerd to enjoy.
runescape erection runescape nerd examples:
Gayscape hater boy playing as woman: hey
Runescape nerd: wanna be my gf or marry me
Gayscape hater boy playing as woman: do I know you asshole? picking up girls in this 4 pixel game GO GET A LIFE FUCKTARD
Runescape nerd: reported noob
Gayscape hater boy playing as woman: whatever no lifer what was the last park you visited??
Runescape nerd: falador park
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Gayscape hater boy playing as woman: hey
Runescape nerd: wanna be my gf or marry me
Gayscape hater boy playing as woman: do I know you asshole? picking up girls in this 4 pixel game GO GET A LIFE FUCKTARD
Runescape nerd: reported noob
Gayscape hater boy playing as woman: whatever no lifer what was the last park you visited??
Runescape nerd: falador park
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by THE KILLAAAAAAAAA August 22, 2008
by Cohholy111 March 04, 2011
When you rejected by a hot girl and a few seconds later you get an erection thinking about the hot sex you would of had with her.
by jillyjank September 05, 2010
Common mishearing of "New Direction". Usually peppered throughout political speeches and occasionally found in songs.
This may also be used to steer the subject of a conversation toward sex.
This may also be used to steer the subject of a conversation toward sex.
"I have a nude erection for America!"
"Don't look back, got a nude erection. I loved you once, needed protection." - Tattoo, as sung by Jordin Sparks
"Honey, allow me to take things in a nude erection..."
"Don't look back, got a nude erection. I loved you once, needed protection." - Tattoo, as sung by Jordin Sparks
"Honey, allow me to take things in a nude erection..."
by lemonlimeskull April 21, 2010