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english tobacco

A type of pipe tobacco that is made mostly with Latakia, a Syrian tobacco with a distinct flavor and smell, and some occasionally perique, a tobacco similar to cavindish that is grown exclusively in Louisianna.
by woodwalker August 24, 2009
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English Uncles

When an acquaintance feels the need to appear superior to his peers when discussing any given subject, he fabricates lies to increase his credibility, and appeals to an unseen, familial source such as "My English Uncles", who discovered, invented, or created, the central object of the discussion.

The "English Uncles" often remain unnamed, and separated by large distances, likely on a separate continent, so as to avoid any unpleasant outcomes of an investigation of the claims made by the acquaintance, about the "discoveries" and "inventions" of his "English Uncles".
Douglas-"A Roots supercharger can generate more power through the lower RPM band than a Twin-Screw superchager."

Lumps-"Dude my English Uncles actually engineered the first supercharger so I should know which one generates more power."
by Ironguild May 21, 2011
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full english brexit

The total and utter voiding of one's bowels typically occurring the morning after consuming a Full English Breakfast.
Tristan: I'll never understand why late 19th century colonialists short on toilet paper campaigning through the stifling Zululand summer heat would have though mixing bacon, eggs and baked beans could possibly have been a good idea.
Chris: Clearly they'd never experienced a Full English Brexit.
brexit full english breakfast
by Trizzle My Nizzle June 24, 2016
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the english have landed

Definitely one of the strangest French idiom out there. It translates as “The English have landed” (from a boat). So, what is the relation between the English and menstruating? Well, this expression dates back to Napoleon and the British army, then called the redcoats. Go figure!
Guy 1: Dude, don’t fuck with her today.

Guy 2: “Why?”
Guy 1: “Because mans she’s pissy. “The English have landed.”
by Ccs46 October 6, 2017
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jake english

person A: omg i cant believe jake english just had hardcore sex with my father
person B: his ass is just so fat nobody can resist him
by crabify October 2, 2021
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i cannot englishy

Whom can not english/can not speak the English language.
"I cannot englishy.", said Mingi confidently to the Australian pharmacist.
by Wooyoung’s Ponytail Is Holy November 6, 2020
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