Election

Something that's rigged worse than a carnival dart game.

That dick didn't even win the popular vote, but won the election.

by Ed Diroll January 27, 2007

electric city

how fobs pronounce 'electricity'

fob: my electric city bill was through the roof last month yaar

by alvinsanity July 6, 2006

carmen electra

Uber-hottie (even gay men would do her).

Dave Navarro hit that shit.

MTV's ratings went up 4000% when they put that show on with Carmen Electra.

by Davezor January 28, 2004

Electric Eel

When a guy, alone in a hotel room, masturbates frantically and just before he busts a nut, puts his penis on the nearest electric outlet and ejaculates into it. He receives a very shocking yet pleasurable electrocution throughout his whole body. Recovery time could take up to 30 minutes.

"The electric eel is the best experience I've ever had"

by 2CHAINZZZ September 9, 2012

electric cabbage

marijuana, pot, weed

We like to get togther once a week have a few brews, some electric cabbage and have a jam session.

by Joe Bruno October 11, 2007

Electric Coffee

A cup of coffee spiked with Methamphetamine.

That damn tweeker at my work drinks electric coffee 8 times a day.

by Rabite831 January 20, 2011

electiontime blues

The feeling one gets when they find out their candidate has either dropped out of the race, their indiscretions have surfaced, and/or you finally realize your candidate is a frigging idiot.

When used:

PERSON A:
"Yo Jimson, why so low."

PERSON B:
"Man, I've got the electiontime blues."

PERSON A:
"How so?"

PERSON B:
"I just found out my candiate thinks SOPA is the
French pronunciation of soap . What a frigging
idiot."

PERSON A:
"I'm with ya."

by thewholeagenda.com radio show April 25, 2012