Eating Ass

The action of probing a man or woman's anus repeatedly with your tongue. Often done by Alondra on Tuesdays

"Whats up bae?" "Eating ass fuck you mean?"

by Louiegluey May 19, 2014

Defensive Eating

eating all the good food first so nobody else can get to it-mark

"man i hate when he does his defensive eating"

by suhhhh duude February 25, 2017

Eating Ain't Cheating

An expression used to excuse performing oral sex on a girl when you're already in a relationship with someone else.

Guy 1: Did I see you take Becky home last night? I thought you were going out with Laura.
Guy 2: Yeah, I took her home. But all I did was go down on her. Eating ain't cheating.

by sonuchan92 October 26, 2010

Eating Breakfast

The act of sodomizing or being sodomized during Breakfast Table. The Dean creating the special jizz filled cup of coffee could also be considered "Eating Breakfast."

Dchi Member: Yea lots of us were Eating Breakfast this morning during Breakfast Table.

Normal Person: Don't tell me that shit dude that's fucking gross.

Dchi Member: Doesn't everyone eat Breakfast?

I never thought Eating Breakfast could be so painful.

by Very Tall Human January 13, 2011

eating at the Y

Slang for oral sex performed on a female.
The 'Y' represents the silloute of a woman with her legs spread.

I'm taking a long lunch. I'm going to eat at the 'Y'

by Kagekatana May 6, 2003

Eating cheese

To turn or tell on someone for doing something wrong.

Jack was at Jill's place eating cheese. Jack's a rat.

by Joker!!!!!! February 7, 2021

eating eggs like jeremy irons

when you entirely peel a hard boiled egg and eat it while holding it in your hand a la jeremy irons in die hard 3 when hes talking to maclean right after he shoots samuel l jackson in the leg.

I'm eating eggs like jeremy irons

by ronnie_e September 23, 2009