tunar eclipse 

when an obese and skanky girl's shadow covers you completly

me: hey did you see that tunar eclipse when whitney walked by
other person: no i was to busy barfing

tunar eclipse by IrieMage March 10, 2008

POST-ECLIPSE-ALYPTIC

Aftermath of August 21 2017

Just fell asleep outside again I'm feelin truly post-eclipse-alyptic!

POST-ECLIPSE-ALYPTIC by lizguitarlessons August 22, 2017

solar eclipse 

Occurs when a special alignment of enormous, massive bodies line up in this particular order:
1. The Sun
2. Fat Joe
3. The Earth
Fat Joe's incredible girth casts a huge shadow over the Earth, plunging the entire hemisphere into total darkness. This phenomenon occurs most often around The Sizzler.

Fat Joe just got an endorsement contract from "Ban de Soleil" (It blocks the sun)

solar eclipse by Doggy Fizzle June 4, 2003

Total Eclipse of the Heart 

An emotional song about losing your boyfriend

Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart

Total Eclipse of the Heart by frabrizio June 7, 2018

Solar Eclipse 

A black man with a bleached asshole, pooping

James slid under the cling wrap of his glass bottom boat and opened his eyes, to see what appeared in his mind to be a stunning reenactment of a Solar Eclipse. The silent dark sky, the moon in the centre and the sun's corona glinting down on him.

Solar Eclipse by Holagoodman March 21, 2015

anal eclipse 

When your butthole consumes itself

I took a fat shit and my butthole caved in, I had an anal eclipse.

anal eclipse by andrew.d October 19, 2007

boner eclipse 

The act, or action, of placing one's ass in front of an erected penis to portray an eclipse.

My girlfriend said she wanted to have some sex, but i told her lets do it the boner eclipse way.

boner eclipse by Jason & David September 4, 2007