eclipse

When you moon someone and reveal your twig and berries through your legs as you bend over.

A moony and sunny and the same time.

Warwick mooned over the balcony at the girls...I gave a solar eclipse.

by AutumnGaslight August 2, 2009

Solar Eclipse

A black man with a bleached asshole, pooping

James slid under the cling wrap of his glass bottom boat and opened his eyes, to see what appeared in his mind to be a stunning reenactment of a Solar Eclipse. The silent dark sky, the moon in the centre and the sun's corona glinting down on him.

by Holagoodman March 21, 2015

ellipsist

Ellipsis people, more succintly "ellipsists", are Internet citizens with a distinctive writing style. Whenever and wherever possible, they will abuse and misuse the period key. Despite their apparent liking for this specific form of punctuation, ellipsis people almost never use it correctly, sometimes typing ten or more periods at a time, and often settling for two. Some end almost every single sentence in a text with this favored device.

The reasons for this are unknown. It is speculated that they believe the ellipsis adds an air of mystery or intelligence to their post. This second point can be confusing, as many ellipsis folk are awful spellers, and often unable to make use of even basic logic. It may represent the ellipsist's own speaking style, perhaps reflecting a quiet voice, or a tendency to trail off.

All that can be said for sure, is that it is really fucking annoying.

"u think u no sum1 :) but thn.... thay go n brake ur hrt ;( ppl r so mean.................................. and i just dont no y :C"

"WHY CANT YOU SEE WHAT IAM TRYING TO SAY......? I AM MAKING IT AS CLAER AS POSSIBLE AN D STILL YOU DONT UNDERSTAND.....! ITS SOOOOOOOO SIMPLE....YOU MUST BE VERY DUMB.."
"ellipsist pls go"

by LovetteCher May 6, 2013

ellipsis

plural noun.

The omission of a word or phrase necessary for a complete syntactical construction but not necessary for understanding.

A mark or series of marks ( . . . or * * * , for example) used in writing or printing to indicate an omission, especially of letters or words.

ellipsis: "when you double-click the link..."

by kori126 March 11, 2007

anal eclipse

When your butthole consumes itself

I took a fat shit and my butthole caved in, I had an anal eclipse.

by andrew.d October 19, 2007

Eclipse

A day time blackout.
Blacking out while the sun is in the sky.

"Didn't I see you at the ΕΦΣ day drink on Saturday?"
I don't know, maybe, I eclipsed by noon.

by Apps3C June 28, 2011

boner eclipse

The act, or action, of placing one's ass in front of an erected penis to portray an eclipse.

My girlfriend said she wanted to have some sex, but i told her lets do it the boner eclipse way.

by Jason & David September 4, 2007