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Erection

Erection an Erection happens when you play with your dick for a loooong time in the bathroom with the show on so your parents don’t hear you.

Erection This type of erection happens when you see a HOT GIRL

Erection it happens when you (Henry) sees the boy in your class (Jasper) looking at you
Henry got the erection when he saw the picture of his grandma on facebook

Henry got the erection when he saw jasper he had to play with his dick so much he just wanted to bang jasper on the table right then and their
by Erection boy September 14, 2020
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Erection Bomber

When you're jacking off and an unexpected unexciting event comes by. Like a family member calling you, or your phone ringing, your boss or co-worker asking you WTF you are doing so long in the toilets. An erection bomber will ruin your erection, and therefore, your entire session.
-WHAT THE HELL are you doing in the toilets? It's been almost a half an hour dammit!

-F*CK YOU Bernard! You're such a fucking erection bomber!

- Well, it's not Bernard actually... And for the record, you're suspended asshole!

-Oh f*ck!
by Giftzwerg January 7, 2010
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I Got Erection

The greatest song ever by the Norwegian Death Punk machines Turbonegro.
OOOOOOO ooooooo OOOOOOO I got erection!
by Dukedarkness May 5, 2008
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Stark Erection

When one has a erection without any apparent reason.
Guy One: Dude I have a "Stark Erection" it just came out of the blue
by guy1990 December 30, 2009
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erection

when a man's penus is filled with blood due to sexual arousal.

Often annoying or embarrasing in public, and is tried to be hidden (usually tucked up in the waistband of pants/underwear)

*frequent to young boys and teens in puberty
Jacob was in wonder aas Melissa walked by him to the board in class one day. He stared at her perfect ass as it went by. Before he knew it he had a boner. A big fat erection.

He tried to push is down but his head rubbed against the soft material of his plaid hollister boxers but that just stimulated it even more. He had to unbutton his pants to let it breath a little. Now he can't help but to start stroking it. It felt so good.

As Melissa walked back to her seat next to Jacob she notices his big boner. She always had a crush on him and now she decided to make her move. She reached over and started to furiously rub her hand up and down on his already hard dick. He moaned wit pleasure.

Jacob couldn't hold it in anymore and he finally let go and a hot sticky stream of jizz released all over his pants and boxers. It was the best class f his life.
by boxerboy02 December 31, 2009
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Acception erection

when you get aroused by a girl saying "yes" to a date.
"Dude, I asked this one girl out last night, and when she said yes i got a total acception erection"

"Sweet"
by Kbobopierre May 3, 2009
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sectional erection

state when only half of the penis becomes hard, preferably the middle half
She ripped off my pants, but reeled back in horror when she found that I was not fully aroused, but had in fact, a sectional erection.
by a&w May 12, 2006
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