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Evelyn

Triffling hoe bitch with a big ass fo head ( 7 head) trying to cover it up it an ugly ass headband. Gross ass Latina.where yo dad at.
Evelyn a bitch ong
by Slime Gangsta Jit November 27, 2021
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maturity is self reflection. maturity is self awareness. maturity is independence. maturity the the ability to know when ur wrong and apologise. maturity is something that i hope u and ur friends can some day achieve because ur naive outlook on the world genuinely saddens me
when arguing with people less mature than you, evelyn pulls out great phrases about maturity
by anonymous December 1, 2021
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Someone who is incredibly attracted to the mii Matt from Wii Sports.
"Holy shit man, Matt is so hot."
"Dude c'mon, don't be an Evelyn."
by MysticNovaZ December 22, 2021
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Often referrred to as Evie or Eve. Been thrown under the bus a lot! However , her resilience is remarkable, always survives. Acts often Independent, manages Solitude well. Would prefer a companion, her dog will do. Whacky sense of humor, has serious moments too, she's so sensitive. She's a rebel whose recovered from trauma, mistakes, abuse, she was naieve. Very sullen, quietly hides from the world when dissappointed. She's a target for narcissists, there's no fooling her anymore. Dislikes liars. Prefers her peeps to be consistent and on time. Do not cross her, she'll make you wish you never met her. She is very forgiving,her mind is like a trap remembering details, often buries in the abyss of her soul. She admits she has unclassified border personality disorder It's her quirks. Binges on chocolate, disrupting diabetes. Been through so much gave her heart disease. If she really loves you, she won't admit it until it ls commitment time,she will always Love You. Alcohol's her worst enemy, best she has little vino, just enough for giggles. True loves or hates no in between. And Very Unpredictable.
Dk Brown hair turns to grey highlights,hazel eyes, my best friend. Evelyn is Honest, to the point of brutal transparency, don't be vague with her, she'll see right through your smokescreen facade. A real Empath. She's in many lifetimes... you won't forget or regret meeting an Evelyn. Fun That's Me I'm an Evelyn
Evelyn is so goofy
Evelyn is so sensitive
Evelyn is Food Hound
by SillyTwin January 22, 2022
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it was a dearest night when evelyn decided she was emo, she was able to exspress herself in the most of dramatic of ways. there was a full moon and the light was reflecting on to her #broken heart she was unabe to feel emotions without the assistance of her screamo songs blowing into her ears, a midlife crisis at the ripe age of 6. without father, without god, she finds herself beaten with emotional damage.
wow im feeling so evelyn today.
by buggsbugsgsakedbugs January 24, 2022
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someone who is a crab and most likely a furry thinks everything is gay and is always a wannabe stoner
omg she such a Evelyn
by jokesfeo February 1, 2022
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Evelyn is tall.
person 1: have you seen evelyn???
person 2: Yea I have she is so freaking tall!!
by cisbaldman February 9, 2022
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