Stress Eater

Someone who, in reaction to high levels of stress, eats excessive amounts of food.

"Damn, John just ate four hamburgers and downed a chocolate shake!"

"Yeah, he has been studying for finals all week."

"Wow, that guy is a wicked stress eater."

by James P. Longwood April 4, 2010

easterjammed

Getting fisted by the easterbunny.

Hey Josh , when did you get easterjammed today?

by NickB71269696 May 9, 2016

Nigger Eater

A term commonly used when you eat a nigger. Or when you beat your nigger to make it into a tender meal, resulting in Nigger Eating

The Nigger Eater caught some food(nigger) last night, and that was supper for the white family

by The Urban Big Dic-Tionary June 5, 2018

enterprise code

A derogatory term for program code that is ridiculously verbose and difficult to read and edit, characterized by grossly abusing the myriad of features available for a given language when a much simpler and more elegant solution is obvious. Derived from the horrible code that the employees of large, bureaucratic companies write for the sake of busy work and/or tormenting coworkers.

John spent eight hours writing 471 lines of Java enterprise code, importing thirteen libraries and carefully crafting three factory classes to accomplish a task that could just as easily be done with ten lines of Python. A hard day's pay earned.

by dontkillalljews February 12, 2013

Eastern Monkey Spanking

The act of slipping your hand inside of her Asscrack and wobbling it all around until she takes a massive shit on your hand.

Jenna: Daddy Eastern Monkey Spank me!
Tom: Hold on Sommer Ray posted a booty pic!
Jenna: Fine all come to you

Tom: Eastern Monkey spank me first!
Jenna: You FAGWAG!
That is eastern Monkey spanking

by Meditation Papi March 14, 2019

Cock Enter

Opposite of cock block ; One who helps to score sexually.

Hey man i don't cock block I cock enter!

by Cockincounter September 23, 2009

Sunscreen eater

A sunscreen eater is a person (or thing) that consumes sunscreen on order to protect itself from the sun. It was made popular by the well-known ROBLOX youtuber called Flamingo, but he is also known as Albert. You can identify a sunscreen eater by seeing white patched around there mouth where sunscreen failed to enter their mouth.

Albert: "Mmm I really like sunscreen" (impression of a sunscreen eater)
Sunscreen eater: "STOP MAKINGF FUN OG ME!!!!"

by ARandomChild January 20, 2021