escalade

this goes out to all the idiots who compare an escalade to a tahoe, an escalade ext to a avalanche and the escalade esv to a suburban. The Escalade in all three models has a new and more upscalde suspension, noise control, interior and exterior design and many other features. The Escalade is not on the same platform as GMC's or Chevys and is quieter and nicer inside and outside, Chevy's and GMC's has 5.3L V8's with 310HP and the Escalade has a 6.2L V8 with 403HP!!!! so that's why you pay the extra dough, want to know why i know this, cause i own one. I dont care, i am rich, so when i see you in your chevy i'll laugh at you cause you know you want the escalade, poor bastards

Suburban: Rich bastard, I am in the same thing for only 37g's
Escalade ESV: Yeah but your built like crap, and youre jealous of me so kiss my ass and my 6.2L V8 while your crappy 5.3L V8 Cant even get onto the highway fast enough
Suburban: Uh, yeah, well, go chevy (Drives away and starts crying wishing he went to college so he can get an escalade)

by Bryyan June 8, 2007

Escalade

Still the coolest car on earth (Mainly the second generation)

The Most Stylish car I\'ve seen.

by Afi K. James April 26, 2005

Escalaid

Doing it in an Escalade. Most often with an ecalady.

Speaker 1: Dude, I got escalaid last night!
Speaker 2: Sick man!

by Ewwonwhichseat? October 14, 2011

escalade

a true example of pimp my ride

made exclusively for rappers/drug dealers and the mafia

look an escalade... im gon get some weed

by jake_thinks_ur_a_fuckface May 26, 2006

Escalade

can u say Pimp mobile?

I got some hoes in my Escalayyde, bitch

by Cal Chase May 4, 2004

Spanish Escalator

A group of Mexican women stacked on top of each other, covered in taco sauce and chili peppers. A guy then proceeds to individually ass-rape each girl with a nacho-cheese covered dick.

Dude, I went to Sanchez's party, there was a Spanish Escalator going on.

by E.E. Atbls May 28, 2009

Escalator of Life

They got my Mazda at the E-Z Park It
At the rock & roll supermarket
Muzak music make me feel so funny
I went and spent all my money

We're riding on the escalator of life
We're shopping in the human mall
We're dancing on the escalator of life
Won't be happy 'til we have it all
We want it all
Escalator of life - up and down
Escalator of life - round and round

There's 111 choices
Don't listen to those little voices
I don't let the guilty feeling shake me
You can have your cake and eat it baby

We're riding on the escalator of life
We're shopping in the human mall
We're dancing on the escalator of life
Won't be happy 'til we have it all

Hey girl, I'm a personal friend of Gloria Vanderbilt
I got all the gold in the world around my neck
Come ride the steel dinosaur
Run wild in the jungle
Its a Zulu Nation
Seduction, sacrifice, a new sensation
Nothing ever changes

We're riding on the escalator of life
We're shopping in the human mall
We're dancing on the escalator of life
Won't be happy 'til we have it all

by Death Menace August 15, 2022