Electile Dysfunction

Reason our president is in office

Damn, if not all of this electile dysfunction, we'd have a decent president

by somejirgawirgadirgabroCALL911 September 23, 2019

Erective

is the term used to define if a girl has sex appeal about her which a person will then only want for sexual activities.
the word is originated from teens in Sydney Australia

i really wanna f*** that erective.

by Lil Rizky October 21, 2007

ercetile disfunction

what happens when a guys gets a pice of cotton stuck into the tip of his penis

Bradley suffered from erectile disfuntion for several weeks because he thought it would be fun to stick a Q tip in the tip.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

electile dysfunction

The inability to become aroused by any of the choices for President put forth by either of the parties in the 2008 election.

Obama? McCain? Edwards?
NO! They all give me electile dysfunction--The only one that gets me going is Hillary!

by ChaseSVA January 24, 2008

ereptile

Corrupt, sinful, evil-spirited, not advanced, primordial.

I've eliminated the ereptile brain.

by asdfkjasdf March 4, 2008

neuro-erectiledysfunction

The inability of your brain to translate the desire to "get it on" into the muscular activation of doing so. It fails to excite the antigravity muscles, such as the gastrocsoleus, levator scapula, and the penis.

My buddy had his mojo stolen by his girlfriend, now he's got neuro-erectiledysfunction.

by Neuro-geekus January 16, 2016

Ereptile dysfunction

1) An elektronic reptile doesn't function the way it's supposed to do.

2) An online reptile creature that has a bug and therefor doesn't have the interactions and function its supposed to have.

3) A reptile that can't get hard when trying to have coidus

A lizard that can't get its tail up.

Eva: I'm trying to make this work but it seems that your lizard is having an ereptile dysfunction.

by close2human December 20, 2014