My mentally adopted son asked me what a Erectile dysfunction was, so i did a Naruto run yelling "YEET".
by @therealGod April 2, 2018
When you're trying to chat up a girl via tinder and Apple's auto correct changes a word that kills your chancesat getting laid. DOn't feel bad. It happens to everyone at some point.
Brett: Did you manage to hook up with that girl on tinder yet?
Randy: I tried to text "Let's get drunk" But Apple changed it to "Let's vote Trump." She ghosted me.
Brett: Auto Correctile Dysfunction
Randy: Fucking Apple!!!!
Randy: I tried to text "Let's get drunk" But Apple changed it to "Let's vote Trump." She ghosted me.
Brett: Auto Correctile Dysfunction
Randy: Fucking Apple!!!!
by 000Brett000 September 9, 2017
This condition can be mainly found in white English males aged 16 to 50. (Some rare occasions this can be found in other countries, races and even found in females)
Symptoms include :-
Irrational thinking, paranoia,brought on by the use of Cocaine available from all RO's or from the EDL leader Tommy Robinson AKA Stephen Yaxley Lennon, uncontrolled raising of one arm in the air, racist tourettes, consumption of large quantities of lager (Stella), uncontrollable bladder, misdirected anger, incoherent speech/text/post, homophobia, illiteracy, the belief they are defending the English language without the ability to use the English language properly, 17th century ideals, cold face (Remedied with a balaclava) and the inability to perform in the bedroom.
Extreme case symptoms :-
All of the above plus extreme violence and uncontrolled smashing of towns/cities/police and local people they claim to love the most.
If you present any of these symptoms, take immediate action. STOP reading The Sun, Daily Mail and The Daily Star. STOP watching Sky News, Fox News and CNN.
To reverse the symptoms get a good health dose of The Daily Show With Jon Stewart, Channel 4 News, reading a book (One without pictures), water, education, fibre, 5 kinds of fruit and veg a day, tolerance and understanding for your fellow man.
Symptoms include :-
Irrational thinking, paranoia,brought on by the use of Cocaine available from all RO's or from the EDL leader Tommy Robinson AKA Stephen Yaxley Lennon, uncontrolled raising of one arm in the air, racist tourettes, consumption of large quantities of lager (Stella), uncontrollable bladder, misdirected anger, incoherent speech/text/post, homophobia, illiteracy, the belief they are defending the English language without the ability to use the English language properly, 17th century ideals, cold face (Remedied with a balaclava) and the inability to perform in the bedroom.
Extreme case symptoms :-
All of the above plus extreme violence and uncontrolled smashing of towns/cities/police and local people they claim to love the most.
If you present any of these symptoms, take immediate action. STOP reading The Sun, Daily Mail and The Daily Star. STOP watching Sky News, Fox News and CNN.
To reverse the symptoms get a good health dose of The Daily Show With Jon Stewart, Channel 4 News, reading a book (One without pictures), water, education, fibre, 5 kinds of fruit and veg a day, tolerance and understanding for your fellow man.
"That balaclava clad bloke must be suffering from EDL (Erectile Dysfunction Louts), we should try to help him with education and understanding to make him better"
"My town has been smashed up, the locals attacked and police are out in force. There must of been a sporadic out break of EDL (Erectile Dysfunction Louts). Thankfully only a small number of people have come down with it."
"My town has been smashed up, the locals attacked and police are out in force. There must of been a sporadic out break of EDL (Erectile Dysfunction Louts). Thankfully only a small number of people have come down with it."
by Alexander Jones 2012 November 7, 2012
Cyber Dysfunctional Personality Disorder (CDPD) is a non-hereditary, largely contagious, psychiatric diagnosis that describes a mental disorder characterized by abnormalities in the perception or expression of reality. Those who suffer from this condition will go on to create tens, if not hundreds of accounts on social networking and video sharing websites such as facebook, myspace and youtube. They will then converse with themselves across their many accounts in a lame bid to create the impression that they are popular and sociable. Often they will use their various accounts to team up on other internet users who have shown themselves to be smarter than them, in a desperate bid to restore some pride. Currently there is no cure for this ever increasing psychopathic trend, but most sufferers give the game away within a week, such is their lack of concentration and intellect.
JohnnyBarretta: Hi mate, how are you??? :)
Toxic: Good mate, what about yourself?
Pakilover1988: Fuck you white piece of shit!!! :)
Toxic: I see you suffer from Cyber Dysfunctional Personality Disorder?
Note: The smilie and the excessive use of question and exclamation marks give it away.
Toxic: Good mate, what about yourself?
Pakilover1988: Fuck you white piece of shit!!! :)
Toxic: I see you suffer from Cyber Dysfunctional Personality Disorder?
Note: The smilie and the excessive use of question and exclamation marks give it away.
by YTuser October 4, 2009
nnniiigggggaaaaa caattttttt
by ADaddylicious October 23, 2019
The inability of some men to stop themselves from correcting people (especially women) about something they know nothing about.
Kevin suffers from correctile dysfunction.
by Toxic-masculinity January 6, 2023
by Jose Hernendes January 19, 2016