front door trots

1.)menstruation
2.)see John Kerry

1.) Dat bitch Sue done fucked up ma weekend, she's gots da front door trots. Meh!
2.) Looks like the Dems are going to lose again this year, Muffy. They are nominating that front door trots fellow Kerry. Do we have any merlot left?

by fucwad March 17, 2004

Two door shit

A shit of such magnatude that its odour can pentrate through two intermediate doors and enter the adjacent room or corridor.

There are rumours of a three door shit, but these are as yet unfounded.

A four door shit would be legendary.

"Christ! That stinks! Bailey's just done a two door shit!"

by the_caretaker June 9, 2005

Door Job

A Door job is a sex move used by lonely men, trying to get thrills but shoveing there penis into a door, and constantly slamming it. When the penis is red and bleeding it provides satisfaction. Most men prefer to hire a hooker to grease the hinges of the door, to make slamming faster and more effective. From this point on you might require laser surgery to fix , broken bones in the Pelvis area.

Brian: Hey Jake why are you going for Penis Surgery again?

Jake:I think im addicted to Door jobs.......

by BrianRingo July 11, 2010

I thlammed my penith in the car door

A ridiculous stupid Youtube video that brings back memories of when Youtube was...ridiculously stupid. It must be seen to be believed.

Daffy Duck: I thlammed my penith in the car door.
PaRappa: You slammed your penis in the car door!

*Car door slamming*

"OOOOOOOOOHHHH!"

*Daffy dies*

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 25, 2021

next door nikki

A teenage model who is known for being a tease and not getting naked in front of the camera. She is extremely hot, and is very very hot.

dood i jus saw sum new next door nikki pix dat chick is smokin u no wat im syin?

by Dood2416176 September 5, 2005

shithouse door on a tuna boat

1. What a blind and deaf man could be led to believe about his exact location if he were in a strip club, sitting front row of a raised platform or stage, with a fully naked woman performing upon it.

2. complete and utter bullshit event; clusterfuck; SNAFU; con or snow job; dog and pony show; mailing it in, et al.

"Say, did you watch President Bush's State Of The Union Address last night?"

"Yeah, I did, even despite his 30% approval rating and lame duck status."

"Wha'd'ja think?"

"Man, content wise, ain't nuthin' but a shithouse door on a tuna boat!"

by Pard Padre January 29, 2008

back door virgin

someone who has never been crammed up the ass before.

Raf is not back door virgin after being in jail with Bubba for 5 years.

by Cyber Ghost March 29, 2004