driftwood

Noun: An erection that is wasted or not put to use; Wood that never finds its port and is thus worn away/beaten and eventually gives up.

When Rhiana, the neighbor, asked if I wanted to "watch a movie" I thought for sure we'd get down. To my chagrin, we literally watched a movie while my driftwood bobbed in vain on a hopeless, lonely, sea.

by Brad Yo February 8, 2006

drift king

A Person who is hailed as the top drift driver in a race(s), this usually involves drifting that exceeds in speed, angle and danger. Although many have tried to claim this title it is clear that it belongs to Keiichi Tsuchiya (born in January 1956) who became a professional race driver after years of experience racing in underground street races.

Yo, that guy is the drift king in this town.

"I drift not because it is a quicker way around a corner, but it is the most exciting way" - Keiichi Tsuchiya drift king :)

by Seftoner July 18, 2006

drifting

A really entertaining way to ruin your tires.

Some dude just went drifting by me in a cloud of smoke and hit a wall, man!

by XomegaX October 7, 2009

Driftwood Vagina

Driftwood Vagina is a condition when a case of Splinter Pussy goes untreated for a length of time. Symptoms include; moldy smell, moss, and termites. People who suffer from Driftwood Vagina would often continue to leave their condition uncured as they were a dumb bitch to get Splinter Pussy in the first place.

Fred realized Selma had Driftwood Vagina when he pulled out with a caterpillar eating a leaf off his dick.

by Anonymous Doctor November 19, 2010

Tokyo Drift

When one is participating in a Devil's Threeway and accidentally enters the other man's anus.

I was having the best threeway of my life until I Tokyo Drifted. Chad's never looked at me the same.

by thekidgenius September 26, 2018

do you catch my drift

do you understand the words that are comming out of my mouth?

So her momma steps in and things got out of control... do you catch my drift?

by Teller July 30, 2008

Drit

Drit means "Shit" In norwegian but used by some as a slang term for something negative or bad.

Man: Hows Life treating you?
Woman: Nothing but Drit.

Or

Man: Hows Life treating you?
Woman: Its Dritty.

by Eichenkatze November 1, 2006