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Draco Malfoy 

The hottest, cutest, most beautiful person ever.
The rival of Harry Potter.
Slytherin Prince 🤚🏽
Friend 1: Hey, I have a new crush!
Friend 2: Oh, who?
Friend 1: Draco Malfoy!
Friend 2:….Ew!
Friend 1: I hate you.

Draco Malfoy 

Draco Malfoy is actually a very bad character. Most people only love him because he’s hot, like yeah Tom Felton is hot but Draco isn’t. He’s kind of an asshole. He was forced to be a death eater but like no one cares cuz I also have daddy issues but I don’t see no one simping for me. He also said it would be fun to see Hermione Granger get sexually assaulted
“Hey, I just said that it would be fun to see someone get sexually assaulted because my father doesn’t love me
“That is so Draco Malfoy of you

Draco Malfoy 

the hottest sexiest most beautiful man especially in the 3rd movie. he is pussy quenching good. eye orgasm type shi. draco is SO hot

Draco Malfoy day 

Hey did you hear it is Draco Malfoy day hey did you hear it is Draco Malfoy day
Draco Malfoy day by Daddyy.Draco October 31, 2020

Draco Malfoy-ing 

When somebody uses their parent-figure as a reason to look important.

Also known as a daddy-boy/momma-boy.
This professor once gave a university student a C on a philosophy paper. She looked at him and said: “Do you know who my father is?”
Now that's some Draco Malfoy-ing over there!
Draco Malfoy-ing by duckburg June 26, 2018

Draco Malfoy kinda fuckery 

Something that Draco Malfoy would typically be seen doing ( Example : sipping tea loudly, not giving a fuck about anything)