dook makes the funny jokes makes me go lol lol olol

when dook makes a funny joke that makes everyone laugh so hard funny

dook: POOP
everyone: dook makes the funny jokes makes me go lol lol olol

by bpglblglblp August 20, 2019

dook hunt

This is what happens when you take a dog for a walk on a long leash and have to find the dogs droppings afterwards.

I knew I should have gotten a shorter leash for Mr. Beefy. Now I gotta go on a 30 min. dook hunt.

by jordook November 15, 2009

bustin a dook

v. defecating, pooping

Give me a few minutes, I'm bustin a dook.

by Unamazing314 August 15, 2010

Dook deposit

To take a crap. Going to the bathroom to take a dump. Taking a shit.

I'll be right back. I have to make a dook deposit.

I was in the bathroom for a while. I had to make a dook deposit.

by johnnydook19 June 10, 2011

cut a dook

Synonymous with defecating. Taking a shit. Dropping a deuce. Cutting a dook.

Dammit! Someone is in the men's room cutting a dook!
I have to go cut a dook.

by Caliado October 21, 2015

Dook

A form of saying poop, dump, or dookie.

I just took the meanest dook ever bruh.

by killakai21 September 30, 2019

Sneak a dook

Pooping in the dark with the lights off and door locked. Trying to take a poop without anybody knowing

I tried to go into the bathroom but the door was locked and the light was off someone was in there taking a sneak a dook trying not to get caught blowing it up

by Redzilla5150 April 9, 2020