Donald trump

A god

Dave:”Hey u know Donald trump

Alfie:”yeah

Dave:”well he is a god

Alfie:”we can’t be friends no more

by Long johns pizza September 2, 2020

Donald trump

A donald trump is orange weird american guy that loves america if he was going to die but had a choice of either nuking america or killing his wife he will pick killing his wife now that's a real patriot

Donald trump is a money loving wife sucking daughter fucking nuke riding american patriot

by A crazy JAP August 28, 2020

The Donald Trump

The act when you talk up your sex game and making it seem like you're the greatest, but then fail miserably, bitch and blame Obama, democrats or illegal immigrants for your lack of skill and disappointing performance. May also call the woman fake news if criticized.

Girl: "I expected something satisfying, but you gave me The Donald Trump"
Guy: "Damn radical left, they ruin everything!"

by Stormy Daniels October 9, 2019

The Donald Trump

When a person is passed out you shave the middle of their head and jizz in their hair and combover the bald spot

When JJ passed out from drinking we gave him The Donald Trump

by Blood Massacre January 16, 2006

Donald Trumping

The Act of grabbing someone by their genitals.

I love Donald trumping on a Friday night.

by SausageFruitCake November 28, 2016

Donald Trumping

The act of being the most shitlicking, sexist, homophobic piece of shit the world has ever seen. All while wearing a poor excuse of a wig that looks like a dead animal they had just plucked off the street one day and put it on their fuckin' baldas head, fuck like, balder than King Neptune. Holy fuck.

"Silly faggots! Dicks are for chicks!"
"Yeah, yeah. Just make me a sandwich, bitch."

"STAHP DONALD TRUMPING YOU FUCKING ASSWIPE"
"Kys or stop trumpin', fagmat"

Donald Trump Trump asswipe Donald Trumpin'

by JackySenpai November 29, 2015

Donald Trumping

The act of beating off to one's own daughter while simultaneously spouting nonsensical, and often times racist, bullshit that panders to the lowest common denominator of people, i.e. racist, inbred, cousin-fuckers.

Guy1: "Wanna go to the bar after work tonight?"

Guy2: "Sorry, I can't tonight. Some Muslim guy moved in down the block so I have a long night of Donald Trumping ahead of me."

by @amber_hates July 31, 2016