Douchitis

Originates from Douchebag. Douchitis is a disease caught by many in recent times. Symptoms of Douchitis include wearing an excess of collared t-shirts at the same time, taking a picture of your abs or taking pick up basketball games way too seriously.

"Man, Chad just took his shirt off in a basketball game and nobody was designated skins."

"He has a sever case of Douchitis."

by Jordan077 July 23, 2009

Douchiet

Pronounced doosh-E-A. A guy tank top typically worn by hipsters rather than frat boys. The name originates from the douchey nature of the shirt.

Douche 1: Hey man. Nice douchiet.
Douche 2: Thanks bro. It's made from local organic cotton. Wanna hit up that phoenix concert next week?
Douche 1: No way dude! They're sellouts

by mfathi October 5, 2011

daluchi

Daluchi is a beautiful igbo name for beautiful girls. It translates to “thank you god” in igbo. Girls who bear this name are usually smart, beautiful and well mannered.

Look at Daluchi, she’s such a smart young women!

by Heph123 February 1, 2020

Ticket-Douching

Using an automated system to buy as many concert tickets as possible in order to make from them, at the sole expense of other concert goers. (Scalping).

Pearl Jam goes on sale on saturday! Are you ready to douche some tickets? Ticket-Douching

by SomeoneWhoNeedsANewJob September 1, 2013

Douchi

Someone very good at douching, often receives payment to douche people, because there skills are so good.

Dude! im going to see that douchi tonight!

by xxGOOGLExy October 20, 2008

douching swish

A made basket in basketball that not only swishes (touches only net) but makes a distinct "douching" sound

Nah dawg...that wasn't no swish man.. that was all douche G!

by Brainy Smurf July 12, 2002

douchie

it is an affect after having anal sex with a chic and you pull it out and your dick has a shit log on it. Similar to a corndog.

You best lick that douchie off my dick bitch

by Anonymous February 27, 2003