Not unlike, BDE, BDDE is a variation that exposes the idiocy of one of the richest men in the world posting a pic of his bedside table. The internet exploded with comments about his #BDDE. The new Elon is not better than the balding one.
He was proud posting about his bedside table containing two pistols and a handful of Diet Coke (tm) cans, haplessly exposing his Big Divorced Dad Energy.
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" What do you think about that new girl? "
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" Dude, she is straight up Divorce Material without a doubt "
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" Dude, she is straight up Divorce Material without a doubt "
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"Want me to set up an Italian divorce?"
"Just make sure it doesnt come back to me"
"Want me to set up an Italian divorce?"
"Just make sure it doesnt come back to me"
by RedHawkInferno August 23, 2011
Get the Italian divorce mug.1) The place where a husband and wife separates. The presiding judge will decide how assets are split.
2) The same place where husbands will proceed to be raped financially. A prenuptial agreement or assets saved in foreign countries may save him, but there are times it may not.
3) The same place where women likes to pretend that they get it as difficult as men in divorce court. This is despite news about women being destroyed in court happens about once every blue moon whereas the opposite (men) can fill a page or two a week.
4) The same place where everybody gets a chance to be in bed with your wife. The judge will be there, her lawyer, your lawyer, and just about any passerby.
2) The same place where husbands will proceed to be raped financially. A prenuptial agreement or assets saved in foreign countries may save him, but there are times it may not.
3) The same place where women likes to pretend that they get it as difficult as men in divorce court. This is despite news about women being destroyed in court happens about once every blue moon whereas the opposite (men) can fill a page or two a week.
4) The same place where everybody gets a chance to be in bed with your wife. The judge will be there, her lawyer, your lawyer, and just about any passerby.
1) Madeline and John separated in divorce court.
2) John's house/car/kids/etc was taken by his wife, but he managed to saved about $135,000 by saving in a Bahamas account. Unfortunately, child support and alimony quickly depleted this money.
3) Madeline told the press her life is more difficult than before. She currently lives in a middle class house with expensive electronics, nice services, and she doesn't even work that much. Her husband, on the other hand, is living in an apartment somewhere in downtown.
4) The judge, lawyers, and passerbys had a great time.
2) John's house/car/kids/etc was taken by his wife, but he managed to saved about $135,000 by saving in a Bahamas account. Unfortunately, child support and alimony quickly depleted this money.
3) Madeline told the press her life is more difficult than before. She currently lives in a middle class house with expensive electronics, nice services, and she doesn't even work that much. Her husband, on the other hand, is living in an apartment somewhere in downtown.
4) The judge, lawyers, and passerbys had a great time.
by BusinessMan December 28, 2005
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by Vladimir January 24, 2004
Get the divorce mug.Any time you are sitting down and the contents of your pockets, i.e. keys, change, etc., all fall out.
Eric: "Oh man, we need to go back to the house, my wallet fell out of my pocket while we were sitting on the couch."
Kyle: "You got pocket divorced, dude."
Eric: "I lost everything!"
Kyle: "You got pocket divorced, dude."
Eric: "I lost everything!"
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