Pocket Divorce

Any time you are sitting down and the contents of your pockets, i.e. keys, change, etc., all fall out.

Eric: "Oh man, we need to go back to the house, my wallet fell out of my pocket while we were sitting on the couch."

Kyle: "You got pocket divorced, dude."

Eric: "I lost everything!"

by SpoonMenace March 2, 2011