Douche Discharge

1 : (noun) Liquid expelled from vagina, leaving the vagina "fresh".
2 : (verb) Worse than being a douche, the end product of douchebaggery.
3 : (noun) Common form of greeting between good friends
"That is some rank douche discharge Kelly!"

Brad: "Sean backed out again. The douche discharge didn't answer his phone."
Brett: "I know! That fuckin douche discharge owes me money."

"How have you been you dirty douche discharge?"
by willybgood April 05, 2014
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The move used to counter a Mavin Street Masturbation Manoeuvre. The act involves getting inebriated and then sitting on the toilet, releasing liquid excrement from the anus while vomiting into the sink.
Bro 1: ‘I feel very I’ll’
Bro 2: ‘ he’s definitely gonna do a Mavin Street Double Barrel Discharge’
Bro 3: ‘wow the rats are going to wish they didn’t live in our sewer!’
by JimmyTomlinson2 December 08, 2024
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Vaginal Verbal Discharge

Vaginal Verbal Discharge or VVD is the innate need for certain females of the human species to have the absolute last word regardless of how insignificant the underlying conversation is.
MaryAnne suffers from an incurable case of Vaginal Verbal Discharge.
by The REAL Awful Knawful January 29, 2021
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Dishonorable Discharge

dɪsˈɑnɚrəbəl dɪsˈtʃɑrdʒ

The ejaculate of a man with an STD
"I gave her my Dishonorable Discharge"

-Glen Quagmire

"My Dishonorable Discharge burns"
by LarsVonCunt March 10, 2019
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discharge boogers

Discharge Boogers can often be found in your underwear after you have masturbated. It can also be found on baby's right after they are born.
my baby had a lot of discharge boogers on it when it came out
by AXELYYNNN February 17, 2023
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gas-discharge light

Da super-bright-and-hot "flaming lantern" dat results when an a**h**e "buddy" of yours surreptitiously "flicks his Bic" near yer backside when you were in da middle of a long raspy spluttery rectal-trumpet expulsion, turning said ass-blast into a butt-blowtorch.
Just like those blindingly-brilliant and annoyingly-blue-white headlights dat have shown up on cars recently, a human-based gas-discharge light can indeed produce a blazingly-dazzling display of illumination; da major difference, of course, is dat said enormously-shocking flash occurs at da rear of da "vehicle" instead of at da front, and so it's more of a "tail-light" --- literally, since it comes out of your "tail".
by QuacksO February 02, 2024
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cocaine: Something Else Other Than Gasoline: The First Juvenile Discharged Release (Chargered)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025
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