A combination of disaster and catastrophe taking place, usually in the workplace and sometimes involving doughnuts
Guy: I can't believe he ratted us out to the client for blowing off the meeting to go for doughnuts...
Girl: What a disastrophe!!
Girl: What a disastrophe!!
by AndyHay. March 10, 2010
Get the Disastrophe mug.When, after unsuccessfully attempting to pick up at the bar (or elsewhere), one returns home to masturbate... Generally while sobbing.
"I was chatting up this totally hot yoga instructor all night when she decides to mention that she has a boyfriend... So I basically had no choice but to head home alone and disasterbate."
by djwendo March 21, 2010
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(adj.) \di-'zas-tro-'fuhkt\
1 : thoroughly confused, disordered or damaged, while having occurred suddenly, unexpectedly and to the point of irreparability : FUCKED-UP, FUBAR, BORKED
1 : thoroughly confused, disordered or damaged, while having occurred suddenly, unexpectedly and to the point of irreparability : FUCKED-UP, FUBAR, BORKED
by nosuch human November 30, 2010
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This is derived from the game NFL Blitz 2000, where the announcer can be heard occasionally saying "It's a disaster box!"
This is derived from the game NFL Blitz 2000, where the announcer can be heard occasionally saying "It's a disaster box!"
You've been trying to balance that beer bottle on your nose for 15 minutes now, and have managed to put 3 new stains into the carpet... you're a disaster box
by The Trash Monster July 28, 2011
Get the Disaster Box mug.Disasturbating: To revel in doom-mongering predictions about the future of mankind. A particular predilection of left-leaning environmentalists who claim we are but 30 years away from living in Cormac McCarthy's 'The Road', without radical change that is diametrically incompatible with how people actually want to live, and that is completely futile at the individual level anyway. There's also a right-wing version that thinks gay marriage and universal healthcare will somehow bring about the end of days.
"Oh my God, Peak Oil! Polar Ice Caps melting! Unchecked population growth! Stockpile canned goods and a shotgun, the apocalypse is coming!"
"FFS, stop disasturbating."
"FFS, stop disasturbating."
by OnlyMe! November 8, 2013
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Chad: yeah man I TIVO'ed it so I can disastrabate when my wife leaves tonight.
Chad: yeah man I TIVO'ed it so I can disastrabate when my wife leaves tonight.
by Moosedontcare November 5, 2015
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So, we were stealing records from the record shop and got outside around the corner and saw a cop. We remained cool and then Greg came running from up yelling, "I can't believe we stole all those records!!!" The cop looked at him and said, "Your disasterthief gave your dumbasses up..."
by von groovy May 2, 2019
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