dickadvisor

Closed community advice centre generally used by females where reviews of male performance and size can be discussed and rated

“Man I need to put the work in on this one, make sure I get a good review on Dickadvisor”

by Adeecee June 25, 2021

Dickamentation

The transfer of a vagina to a penis

"Hey bro I just did some dickamentation with my sister", "what".

by ArmsDealer November 12, 2021

Dickahickie

When she suck the dick so hard it turns purple

She gave me that good dickahickie.

by Cass90 August 20, 2022

dickalyzer

When your partner comes home after an all nighter and has to breathe into the dicalyzer to gain entry into the home.
Sold along with the muffalyzer and pubic tester kits. All parts sold seperately.

Hey Joe, guess what?
Joe: " Whjat?"
My old lady failed the dickalyzer test this morning.
Joe: "No shit."
Yeah, but the pubic tester came back positive for you, you asshole.

by ex_lax70 March 5, 2023

Dickalitus

Dickalitus: when the dick is abnormally small

bro, you have dickalitus… hope yo girl don’t mind.

by Anonymous_b**** kill_: June 18, 2023

Dickade

A crappy decade.

The 2020's is the dickade of the 21st century.

by gregben July 25, 2023

hardcore dickage

The pinnacle of the hardcore fuck

Cindy and I reached some hardcore dickage last night

by The King of Cock September 5, 2016