diddle-goose

A goose which is held in captivity (usually chained in a basement/dungeon) and often fondled by its captors in a sexual fashion. Some diddle-goose enthusiasts will order their diddle-geese to perform house chores in lingerie (often silken pantaloons).

1. Diddle-goose! Get your diddled little rump over here so I can diddle you.

2. Diddle-goose! Fetch me my boots! (ohhhh yea, work them pantaloons babeh!)

by benzene pie December 11, 2010

hoe bum diddley

Giving full anal satisfaction. Licking a womans ass prior to intercourse.

I would give her the Hoe Bum Diddley

by Piss Pot Pete January 13, 2009

diddle kid

A kid who likes diddle

"Batman's a pretty penny, but Diddle Kid's cheap as hell!"

by Big brainy fella June 3, 2018

diddle the dog

Often used sarcastically, a reference to endeavoring to pleasure your canine in a sexual manner.

My dad used to lament, when he’d struck out with any available females, that he would instead “just go home and diddle the dog” for some fun.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019

Reverse diddle

The act of paralysing a girl by fisting her then fucking her or someone in front of her.

I'm going to reverse diddle your mrs.

by Marcus the 3rd April 5, 2017

Twiddle Diddle

What they used to call balls.

Suck my twiddle diddle's, bitch.

by Poocaacaa May 31, 2012

diddle the skittle

Revived back into popular culture from Seattle, Washington.

1. To touch the female genitals until orgasm
2. Female Masturbation

Sunday night I went to this party that was suppose to be a jump off but turned out to be sum bullshit. The only thing poppin at the party was the fact my ex was there and he wanted to diddle the skittle.

by Ashley Ashley January 2, 2008