man dingo

a HUGE black penis

All bruhs got the curse of the mandigo!

by Anonymous July 15, 2003

Dingoberry {Ding-O-Bear-Re}

Poop, toilet paper and lint rolled up into tiny balls that get stuck to the fuzz of your anal treasure hole! Also known as Fuzz Nuggets!

When making number 2, sometimes the toilet paper can get stuck to the rim of your hole. Then, while pulling up your pants, lint adds itself to the collection. Later, while in the shower, you reach down, only to find a wad of toilet paper, lint and poop all rolled up in a tiny little ball or balls creating what is known as the Dingoberry {Ding-O-Bear-Re}.

by Umkay November 29, 2007

Dingoose

The top tier swear word of the universe.
Used when someone is so annoying and obnoxious that regular swear words won't do the trick to shut them up.

"I think that the Pandemic is a hoax."
"Shut up, you Dingoose. That's right, You're a Dingoose."

by 1337% April 5, 2020

Hand Dingo

A fierce, sometimes violent hand job given with no regard for surrounding persons.

Scotty got a hand dingo from some slut under the table at the bar last night.

by RobbyBigBalls January 22, 2009

Self Diagnosed ADHD

A dumb ass who took a buzzfeed test and it said they have ADHD, and now uses it for ever excuse in the world.

Me: Are you focused?
Them: OMG! I’m so sorry, It’s just my ADHD LOL!
Me: Do you actually have ADHD, like went to a doctor?
Them: No, I took a quiz and It said I have ADHD
Me: Jesus, you’re a dumb ass, That’s just Self Diagnosed ADHD.

by Mrsymphony September 14, 2020

Dangout

Have you ever wondered what to call it when a guy asked you to hang out, but he's obviously interested in you? Have you ever been interested in someone, but you weren't quite ready to ask them out on a date? The word dangout is for you! It has been very helpful in circles of friends in Columbus, Ohio.

Definitions:
1. A one-on-one event between two individuals that is ambiguous as to the romantic nature, but the intent of at least one party is romantic.

2. An event of hanging out with one's boyfriend or girlfriend that is non-datelike or romantic.

What am I up to tonight? Just going to dangout with John. We're going to study for exams.

He asked me to coffee, but I think it's just as friends.
Dude, it's obviously a dangout!

by MissSprinkles January 19, 2011

Fetid dingo kidney

That which is not given when one does not care about something.

Fred did not give a fetid dingo kidney that this page only has one reference to where the phrase came from.

by Leeeeeeeeeroy Jenkins August 15, 2007