A man who has no bounds. When saturday night is upon him he breaks all limits and barriers, sparing no one from his drunken madness. Upon entering his extremely drunken state, he tends to break anything on sight and is easily provoked. He has no filter when it comes to talking with women and always comes off as being a creep. At the end of a long, successful night he becomes very messy and usually needs to be taken care of or tended to. A wise man would know to never get in the way of the one they call Destructo.
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As determined by Bush:
Nail Files, Pocket Knives, AK47s, paint ball guns, laser pointers, chemical weapons, etc.
Reality:
Weapons designed to level entire cities or more. The only recorded use of them in war throughout history has been against Japan in Hiroshima and Nagasaki
eg: A bombs, H bombs, Nuclear Missiles, but NOT chemical weapons
Nail Files, Pocket Knives, AK47s, paint ball guns, laser pointers, chemical weapons, etc.
Reality:
Weapons designed to level entire cities or more. The only recorded use of them in war throughout history has been against Japan in Hiroshima and Nagasaki
eg: A bombs, H bombs, Nuclear Missiles, but NOT chemical weapons
A couple of terrorists were scouting out a building for over 2 years which they then planned to destroy with "weapons of mass destruction". Oh wait a minute... why would you hunt for a good place to use a nuke or other missile when such a weapons is more than enough to destroy the entire neigbhorhood?
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Can be easily caused by a person eating too much food that gives gas.
Can be easily caused by a person eating too much food that gives gas.
I am so fucking pissed off! I totally ruined my relationship with that girl because while I was dancing with her at the senior prom, I let out an uncontrollable weapon of gas destruction that left her and other couples in total disarray and dismay!
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you need to register that weapon of ass destruction after chowing-down that entire tray of broccoli and cheese casserole after the bar last night
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