desk rat 

Someone who always works at their desk/is chained to their desk.

Look at Bob over there, he's such a desk rat he'll never come have lunch with us.

desk rat by Wizardlizard3 May 19, 2017

Desk Void

The name given to a school desk when one stares intensely into it while lost in thought.

"Look at Jeffrey, he's staring into the desk void."

Desk Void by IDCC May 19, 2017

desk crocodile 

A sophisticated way of calling a stapler. Makes people question themselves.

How’s your desk crocodile today, Paula?
How many teeth have you extracted? Paula replies: “fucking idiot, Tristan, it’s a damn stapler!”

desk crocodile by Tristansdumbass June 10, 2020

desk joor 

A common misspelling of "desk drawer", often very made by idiots.

"I put it in the desk joor"

desk joor by vomitanime July 4, 2021

Desk Spoon 

Spoon needed to play league of legends or other games.

That’s the desk spoon baby I need it to play games.

Desk Spoon by Desk Spoon March 11, 2023

Desk-n-dash

When you stop going to those 5-7 happy hour after work parties with your colleagues.

Desk-n-dash is bad for your post-covid health

Desk-n-dash by Uncle Dimma September 17, 2023

Desk Chat 

Talking to people at school that you only know because they sit there another time during the day.

Writing a question on a desk and having someone else answer it is considered desk chat.

Meeting the person in real life and using desk chat is a less common way to do it, but is still used sometimes.

Person 1: "Hey man, some girl just gave me her number through desk chat"

Person 2: "Seriously? have you even met her?"

Person 1: "Nope"

Desk Chat by hyperman April 5, 2009