Herpa Derpes

Herpes you receive from stupid unprotected sex with a stranger, usually under the influence of one or more drugs including but not limited to alcohol, ecstasy, or dissociatives

Yeah I had a one-night stand with this chick and ended up getting herpa derpes

by rawkies July 13, 2010

Derpes

The outcome of what happens when a derp gives a person the herps.

"So I went to the gyno today and I found out I have Herpes."
"I bet that derp boyfriend of yours gave it to you, huh?"
"Shit, your right. So I don't have herpes, I have derpes."

by NeonAcidDrop December 27, 2011

Derpies

When your crabs have herpes.

Oh man that dude has a horrid case of derpies.

by LIONwho April 14, 2011

Herpa-Derpies

A serious case of STS: Sexually Transmitted Stupid.

I heard Mary got drunk and had sex with her ex-boyfriend last night!" "Yeah, she has a bad case of herpa-derpies.

by funthatburns March 2, 2011

derpsex

Having sex with someone who is uncomfortable, awkward, shy, nervous, or unenthusiastic.

Jenny: Yeah, I totally had derpsex with Jim the other night. It was so awkward.
Steph: Oh, I hate that! Why can't guys just have some confidence?

by DerpKing September 24, 2011

derpes

symptoms: retarded twisted facial expressions and outrageous nonsense coming out of you like word vomit

everyone on atp has derpes

by hollmonster March 5, 2011

Purple Durple

Description of a black mans genital area

I always heard they were big but didn't realize it was a purple durple

by a human dictionary August 20, 2010