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THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT

Taylor Swift's 11th studio album. Considered a top 5 in some swifties leaderboards of best albums, theorized to be about Matty Healy and Joe Alwyn, with some songs that are also theorized to be about Travis Kelce such as The Alchemy and So High School. Came out April 19th and was announced at the 66th Annual Grammy's after winning Album of the Year on February 4th, 2024. It's lead single is Fortnight ft. Post Malone
Meredith: Hey, did you hear about our mom's new album, it's called the.. uh.. Dead Poet's Society..
Olivia: Do you mean The Tortured Poets Department?
Benjamin: Oh yeah.. She released it as a double album also.
by SunnySuki June 3, 2024
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Department of Operations

A bunch of edgy kids from the Nova Corporation who give reach arounds to NCMs while asking them about their recent activities in a forbidden bookshelf. Many people say they want to join the Department of Operations even though there's a high chance they'll have their ass fucked by more people than they can count.
I saw the Department of Operations fuck the shit out of a NCM.
by thugshakerhunter January 24, 2023
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Prepared food department

The section of a suburban grocery store that attracts price-insensitive lazy people who are oblivious to the fact that they are about to eat the equivalent of someone else’s leftovers in a plastic box with a price tag.
Wow, that pan of cauliflower mac and cheese casserole looks dope! And, it’s only $13.99/pound. Better get me some. “Yo, bruv. How ‘bout a scoop a dat? No, prepared food department man. Not the burnt edge one. Not the one in the cheesewater puddle either. I ain’t playin’!”
by hellocleveland January 8, 2024
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NYPD <New York Police Department> Plus Andy Samberg Plus Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation
NYPD <New York Police Department> Plus Andy Samberg Plus Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation
by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
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Clart and depart

The act of having sexual intercourse with an individual (clarting) then leaving (departing) soon after.
Created by the iconic queen Ruby
No, I didn’t like that 🥷 it was just a clart and depart
by Rubyjulies June 19, 2025
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Department of War

Our nation's smartest and brightest officially changed the name of the Department of Defense (DOD) to 'Department of War' (DOW)
I'm loving how the Department of War is bringin' sexy back to the DOD!
by geeterguy September 7, 2025
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ITD (Internal redacted department)

the most corrupt department in scp corrupt roleplay. they banned every single 3rd overseer because BIAS. SO corrupt.
Bro did you hear about the ITD (Internal redacted department)? They're so corrupt.
by Transformersthesky April 24, 2022
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