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Depressed David

A hipster American white male who calls himself a creative but is actually self involved, self-absorbed, self serious. Most likely lives in Brooklyn, Astoria or East Village. Also have one intense hobby (such as bikes, craft beer, art haus film or photography)
He’s such a depressed David, all he wants to talk about is himself and his bike collection.
by Bitchlee May 3, 2018
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Depressed

When somebody doesn't let your definition become a definition on Urban Dictionary
by therightmeaning November 20, 2018
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Fake Depressed 14 year old

look at that fake depressed 14 year old listening to lil peep
by BigBlackSanta October 24, 2020
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depressed

The state that Nu-Metal bands pretend to be in
"dude, i'm so depressed - let's get our producer to write a song about it and we can sing it on MTV and stupid loser kids who also pretend to be rebel outcast depressives can sing along and buy hoodies with our name on"
by foyf February 24, 2004
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depressed 10 year old

A kid who seeks attention and acts like a fucking sad ass dickhead and lies to make their life seem miserable.
Bob Ross: Hey did you see that depressed 10 year old's tik tok?

Kylie Jenner: Yeah they said they pronouns were now they/them because there abusive mom beat them until they changed their gender.

Bob Ross: Such attention seekers.
by I love Namtiddies April 26, 2022
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Fashionably Depressed

A person who looks and acts depressed all the time in an attempt to be fashionable. Mostly found in the punk and goth scene.
18 year old kid with rich parents and a decent life who acts like they have nothing and are nothing and are sad and Fashionably Depressed for attention.
by Johnny Sepulveda January 28, 2009
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Depressed Cheese

When you're so sad, you turn to comedy to feel some sort of happiness. In this case, Depressed Cheese can be some sort of flavor to your saddening comfort.
"I'm the big Depressed Cheese today boys" ;(
by Depressed Cheese December 5, 2018
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